I have a stupid theory. Well not so much a theory but an observation. A stupid and pointless observation that will in no way help anyone, let alone cut carbon emissions or save the polar bears from drowning. At any rate, I am still going to share my observation.
I have observed in my nominal yet well worn 31 years that there are a lot of really very (see what I did there?) intelligent people out there (think genius category, the kind of folk who make rockets fly) with the speech impediment Rhotacism (like Elmer Fudd "Be vewy vewy qwiet". Not that Elmer Fudd is a genius. Or maybe he is? Who knows? (Am I doomed to have so many unanswered questions in my life (and to use brackets as predominantly as Meatloaf? Speaking of, who's going to see him in November?! Second row! I am such a lame romantic rock whore))?). It is so pwedominant amongst these folk that I wonder if the two are connected.