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jojoeffe: @qaro he'd have broken every bone in my body if he'd realised i'd laid a finger on it. I wasn't that brave. He's about twice my size.
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jojoeffe: Found out that a guy i met at work was one of my lab managers at uni. He hated students touching his mass spectrometer. Was hilarious.
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jojoeffe: @Ievrem it feels true sometimes :)
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jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY seems a shame to put them in a closet. Don't you have a mantlepiece or display case?
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jojoeffe: @primalamusica including the composer...
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jojoeffe: I follow @qikipedia
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jojoeffe: @stilgherrian if it isn't waxed then I would imagine it's difficult to determine precisely what colour it is...
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren "loose weight" is when I undo those jeans that are a couple of sizes too small. Unleashing would also be appropriate.
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jojoeffe: @DrCris pour some aspirin around the foundations?
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jojoeffe: @DrCris a little bit
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jojoeffe: @Scobleizer I hope not. I loved my first four Palm OS units. The digitizer on the T|X sent me to iPhone, the Treo screen was too tiny.
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jojoeffe: Anti-depressants are wishful thinking? RT @johncarneyau So apparently my doctor has prescribed Tic Tacs - http://bit.ly/c7SiQJ
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jojoeffe: Interesting. They simulate reproduction, so "Son of Skynet"? RT @raduboncea Robots evolve to learn cooperation, hunting http://j.mp/dioSj8
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jojoeffe: gawd, is that the time? playing with teh photoshop - perspective. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jojof/4315480275/. Not sure if it's better.
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jojoeffe: @diparkhouse maybe if they are lawn perfectionists, which I don't think they are.
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jojoeffe: Me'n'Seb on the banana lounge: http://twitpic.com/10gs2k
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jojoeffe: View from my banana lounge. http://twitpic.com/10eodl
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jojoeffe: Chilling out the back. http://twitpic.com/10ens3
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jojoeffe: I knocked but they didn't answer - is it bad neighbour etiquette to just mow their nature strip anyway? Seemed a waste to only do mine.
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jojoeffe: Kind of amazed that prostitution is apparently illegal in Britain. It explains a lot, though. http://tinyurl.com/yh5dtky
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jojoeffe: Dunno which of you evil geniuses posted this one but I want it bad. Rolltop: http://manneli.com/movies/Laptop.html
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jojoeffe: uh oh. Helicopter as well
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jojoeffe: always hate it when the ambulance turns off lights and sirens just outside my place.
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jojoeffe: we watched Bad Santa. Was even funnier than I remember.
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jojoeffe: I need a compass. I know i live on a road named after a compass point but i don't think it's quite enough. Perhaps a new 3GS iphone.
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jojoeffe: i also have the world's most awesome G&T. Thanks, Pammy wench :) Typing in tongues will most likely follow...
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jojoeffe: We saw space people! The ISS went past my place tonight and we stood out on the street and tried to figure out which sparkly point it was.
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jojoeffe: @mellalicious nope, lasted another two and a half years. I've done it again since then with no more luck.No more marrying for me :)
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jojoeffe: @mellalicious mine wasn't so impressed when i married one at 24 that I'd been dating since i was 19...
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jojoeffe: woot! Trading Post for iPhone - http://bit.ly/diZn1s #iTunes (because i need more STUFF!)
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jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- jojo's kitchen 5 http://youtu.be/1uPyo-uCSok?a
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jojoeffe: RT: @johncarneyau: RT @retrogrrl: RT @Wolfie_Rankin: Blue Kitteh can haz planet: http://bit.ly/5PXTaJ *lol*
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jojoeffe: omg - dinosaurs were rangers!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8481448.stm
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jojoeffe: wondering if i should make tabouleh or just buy it. Feeling slacker than usual.
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jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe eh deathbed regrets "i wish i'd spent more time cleaning"... nah i don't see it.
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jojoeffe: @stilgherrian thoughtful with a twist of snark :) the battery life of 10 hours craps all over my laptop's measly 2.5 on a good day.
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jojoeffe: I do like this one: http://scepticsbook.com/wp-content/uploads/8921_1181441710749_1669387510_30807012_4628159_n.jpg
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jojoeffe: Fried rice was almost as fast to make as it was to tweet. Must remember it for leftover rice more often.
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jojoeffe: is it chickpea overload to put hummus in with felafel?
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jojoeffe: home-made fried rice - spring onion, shallot, coriander stalks, bacon fried, then egg and pepper, then rice, fish sauce, coriander leaves,
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jojoeffe: RT @gilfer: http://failblog.org/2010/01/25/air-freshener-win/
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jojoeffe: ack it failed again. I believe in backups, but this process is sapping my will to live.
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jojoeffe: I think I spent too much time on the ankle yesterday. Stupid bloody joints. Only good joint is a roasted joint.
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jojoeffe: @stilgherrian oh, that would be why I am so crap at staying married. I don't have enough teeth. Curse you, orthodontist.
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jojoeffe: @gilfer one is monthly and the other is weekly?
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jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe happy birthday!
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jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY I like how if you drop them off the bed or in the bath you don't have to take out a second mortgage to replace them.
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM now I am googling "bakugans" :)
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM proto-lawyer :/
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM "because I said so"
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl valium will do that for you... Lovely new avatar, btw.
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jojoeffe: RT @MrsStephenFry My @StephenFry's such a cheapskate . He's bought the pirate version - the iPatch.
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jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY oo oo I know this one! Body sushi! http://bit.ly/dnjQj0
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM it is tempting :) I do tend to go up every now and then to go to the opera with my cousin, who lives up there now.
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jojoeffe: Blue eye cod was baked in a dish with lime juice and coriander. Bok choy was stir fried and finished with oyster sauce. Served with rice.
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jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe with munchkins on the other side?
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jojoeffe: Blue eye, bok choy and coriander. A plan forms.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl quantum mechanics
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jojoeffe: RT @weirdnews Prisoner fights for right to play Dungeons and Dragons http://is.gd/74NpH
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jojoeffe: I'm too hot, no cold, or thirsty, maybe i am lying on the wrong side, no this is the wrong side, damn cats, too tired, or not tired enough
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jojoeffe: Wanted: one basement cat. Last seen menacing minions and complaining that you just can't get good help these days.
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jojoeffe: @ChrisGWarp yeah. More filing.
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jojoeffe: @primalamusica appropriate :) actually I thought the haunted house was nice. We could live there together. With many cats.
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jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- Sam Kekovich to ask the U.N. to declare Jan 26 International Australia D... http://youtu.be/VHH0Ebke-lU?a
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jojoeffe: I have a blue tongue from Thomas cake. Happy birthday Benjamin! Three years old, wow.
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jojoeffe: I dreamed I was moving to a flat in Sydney. It was just up the road from my cousin so I could wave from the window if she stood in the path
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jojoeffe: RT @raduboncea GoogleSharing: A way to prevent tracking by Google http://j.mp/8UWz36
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jojoeffe: @plangarden the rounded edges and soft upholstery are a nice touch ;)
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jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- Lego Matrix Trinity Help http://youtu.be/iDe4v318f64?a
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jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- KLF - 3 a m eternal (Complete) http://youtu.be/LXEOESuiYcA?a
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jojoeffe: Not quiet here now: Seb is galloping through the house, pausing every now and then to meow at me. Wooden floors + basement cat = thunder :)
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl 3am eternal...(although it's now 5am) http://bit.ly/7XxZFJ (klf)
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren warm mug of horlicks?
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jojoeffe: RT @DrRachie: Zap! there goes your hard earned money http://bit.ly/8mHlVE How to spot pseudoscience - a case study.
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jojoeffe: @gilfer depends if you have any of that lamb left. I can forgive a lot for lamb.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl Mulqueeny Midnight Pharmacy416-418 High St, Windsor (03) 9510 3977
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl corner of high street and william road prahran is open to midnight - McQueeny I think they are called
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl too many cupcakes, dear?
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl i feel all validated now :)
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl I made puerco pibil http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO8EiScBEjA
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jojoeffe: RT @jetsettingjoyce: More Un-Valentines Day presents - the Horsehead pillow, a la Godfather http://bit.ly/16E1p
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jojoeffe: @gilfer did you get the slapping you were so obviously seeking with that tweet???
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jojoeffe: RT @MrsStephenFry: Swangelina divorce latest: Who will get custody of all the adopted ducklings? http://tinyurl.com/swandivorce
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jojoeffe: i ate an entire tin of dolmades today. Not all at once, however it's probably still some variety of gluttony.
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jojoeffe: i haz a virus in my hotmail. Don't follow links from me that don't have some kind of commentary that seems like me...
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jojoeffe: @primalamusica meany-pants. Isn't there a nepotistic discount at least?
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jojoeffe: @primalamusica sounds like a steal :)
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jojoeffe: @talios I'll read that link now I'm properly conscious but is the name at all ironic? http://bit.ly/4NvXKg
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl my great great great Grandma's shortbread recipe is safe in my hands, even with my wonky oven that likes to burn.
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jojoeffe: Flights of fancy suspended due to problems detected in pre-flight reality check.
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jojoeffe: There Was a Crooked Man - Mama Lisa's House of English Nursery Rhymes: http://bit.ly/7SOMqx via @addthis
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jojoeffe: I fell over taking out the rubbish. Left ankle this time - the one that's been smashed too many times. RICE in operation. Chores suck.
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jojoeffe: @RettReow don't forget your temporary tatts!
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl was thinking of you as I drove past the apartment blocks at docklands about then. The sunset was reflecting from windows.
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jojoeffe: @talios there's a language called "newspeak"? Are they serious???
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jojoeffe: @markomeara ale ;)
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jojoeffe: Lunch down at Carousel on Albert Park lake. Beautiful day for it. Nap time now.
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jojoeffe: @primalamusica might have to see if there are cheap flights.
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jojoeffe: @primalamusica oo when is that and who?
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jojoeffe: Ew and 19 into 16 just should not go... RT @VictoriaPolice 191 into 80, just doesn't go. http://bit.ly/8Bldk9
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jojoeffe: @gilfer jam.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl I don't have one any more so feel free ;)
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren is that Russell St? We were there a couple of weeks back. Pineapple is my fave.
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jojoeffe: @primalamusica I hope you blasted him with our *look*
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jojoeffe: Coffee and maybe pancakes. Then Bunnings!!!
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jojoeffe: Awake. Sooty wants to be friends. Jayne wants to be psycho.
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jojoeffe: @mellalicious ring them and tell them to come get these ones and drop off some that aren't sub-standard? Threaten 'em with ACA?
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jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus that's how we spot visitors :)
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM it was great :) I was about 6 years old again. I'd forgotten about it as it had been so long.
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jojoeffe: A wave of cake-induced nostalgia - home-made ginger loaf like Mummy used to make.
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jojoeffe: @franthestrange after today you deserve a double. Good to hear it went ok for your mum.
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jojoeffe: Home time. The view from the office was nice but my neck hurts from the desk. My resolution this year is no more whiplash.
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren no they don't. That's rather rude.
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jojoeffe: "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" http://twitpic.com/z4ogh
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jojoeffe: VROOM ;) (dyson handheld) http://bit.ly/5qDvSS
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jojoeffe: RT @RettReow The first two days of the working week are awful... its a fact! After Monday and Tuesday even calenders say W T F !!!
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jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe it was a delicious chook and a lovely evening - thanks!
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jojoeffe: @franthestrange Good luck!
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jojoeffe: @DrCris Thank you for sharing - very cute :)
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jojoeffe: Off to the gym. Hope David doesn't pulverise me. Little doubt he won't.
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jojoeffe: completely ready for this cold to bugger off.
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jojoeffe: Hooray. Pirate plates belong to Pirate. Worth the wait on hold. Because their contact form doesn't work. http://www.vplates.com.au/contact/
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren aw - that's really lovely.
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jojoeffe: Messing with VICROADS grade of service :)
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jojoeffe: @markomeara airless? Hmm too many letters
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jojoeffe: @alisterscott it won't let you drag to a new page on the device. It seemed to allow it in iTunes but the apps were just rearranged on sync
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jojoeffe: @Woodseaves Erbarme dich
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jojoeffe: Jayne jumped at Sebastian and Basement Cat flinched. I suppose that is the only response to utter madness
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jojoeffe: pizza
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jojoeffe: OMG I have networked two WinXP machines AND enabled iTunes home library sharing. I should quit while I'm ahead.
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jojoeffe: apparently it's not possible to have more than 11 pages of apps on an iPhone.
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM it is definitely beautiful here.
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jojoeffe: coffee time.
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jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY Happy birthday
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jojoeffe: The cold is going but my sense of smell is quite skew-wiff
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jojoeffe: RT @weirdnews ASPCA: Woman kept 37 cats in 1-bedroom apartment http://is.gd/6C4yR
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jojoeffe: RT @raduboncea How antivirus software works: Is it worth it? http://j.mp/4zEHRT
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren don't stomp!!! might make it worse ;)
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jojoeffe: doves aren't always white. Unless you are at a bogan wedding... http://birdsinbackyards.net/bird/41
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jojoeffe: @Ievrem They are a big Kingfisher, and this is a clip of their laughing call: http://tinyurl.com/ys5bbo
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jojoeffe: uploaded some more Byron photos. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jojof/4286804920/?addedcomment=1#comment72157623239674304
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jojoeffe: mmm two banana smoothie. The bananas were just too ripe to eat, but perfect for blending.
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jojoeffe: attempt three to install the Office security updates.
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jojoeffe: @DrCris doesn't it make a kind of brown when it's mixed?
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jojoeffe: @franthestrange and you kind of have had one already :)
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jojoeffe: RT @johncarneyau: How to wear a hat: The two tilts - http://bit.ly/58LbwC
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jojoeffe: Waiting til I run out of the cream before I go looking for more yarn: http://twitpic.com/yn4w1
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jojoeffe: Now i've seen Madagasgar 2. Might need to see the first one.
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jojoeffe: @primalamusica so they built it especially for the movie, huh?
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jojoeffe: So near and yet so far... http://twitpic.com/ymxiq
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jojoeffe: Missing a tiny amount of yellow. Bloody stingy manufacturers. And the perils of buying half done tapestries from op shops...
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jojoeffe: Sooty tried to snuggle with Jayne. She's barking up the wrong Siamese. Theo would have been fine with it.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl you've been to Knox? or is the xenophobia spreading?
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jojoeffe: and by "help" i mean "it's lucky i don't have boots on"
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jojoeffe: an hour to get the work machine up and running. I think it needs a bit of help.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl does your sighing involve a heaving bosom? I think that would sweeten the deal somewhat.
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jojoeffe: reluctantly coming to the conclusion it's time to update my modem's firmware :(
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jojoeffe: thinking the weather is a suitable accessroy for my cold. Seems appropriate that it's cool and wet.
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jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian Lasers. Vital. But if current UK research chief was in charge, they'd have never happened. http://bit.ly/6bRe9k
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl not at all, unlike being a renter.
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jojoeffe: I know I have a lot of cats here, but am pretty sure none of them is ginger. Yet there he was, bellowing at the back door. News travels...
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl gorgeous :)
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jojoeffe: Yup. I have a cold. A little one. I can't remember the last time I had one.
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jojoeffe: @nerdytogether aussies call them "snags". No idea why.
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jojoeffe: @Woodseaves I'm sure you are still young enough for some good old fashioned thwarted love, a la "Remains of the day"?
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren because they charge by the kilometre :) no incentive there not to get lost.
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jojoeffe: I'm wondering Transporter or Mighty Boosh. Or both.
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jojoeffe: @stilgherrian the inclusion of the quotes kind of moved it from nomenclature to bitchy :) Unico sound like egregioussnobs. I like big words.
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jojoeffe: ow. I have a hole in my knee from where Jayne launched himself at Seb. Also kind of stunned at his guts. Annoyed at his stupidity.
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jojoeffe: @stilgherrian geez - let your inner bitchy queen say what she REALLY means
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jojoeffe: This tapestry was good value for $3 from the op shop. Except that i'm going to have to find extra yarn for it. It's like a 2nd hand jigsaw.
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jojoeffe: I'm always charmed by visitors who arrive in black tie.
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jojoeffe: RT @thetearooms: From @52teas, the people who brought you Maple Bacon Tea: 'Maybe we should blend a fetish inspired tea?' I don't follow ...
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jojoeffe: @karilyon83 amen to that
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jojoeffe: Done. Wasnt too difficult as the grass wasnt up to my ears, unlike las time. http://twitpic.com/y97t8
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jojoeffe: My challenge for today: http://twitpic.com/y92zk
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jojoeffe: Thinking that if it's going to be 30 tomorrow I better mow the lawn early.
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jojoeffe: @Ievrem my friends moved to the Damdenong mountains and have a friendly kookaburra. I thought of you today: http://twitpic.com/y6gw9
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jojoeffe: @stilgherrian I can see his approach leading to "rescuers" needing monitoring and rescuing. Sending them down in the dark with a torch?!?
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren I have a pentax underwater camera and it's really fun. Last used for photos of jets in a hotel spa... Need to get out more...
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jojoeffe: had my first slurpee today since Chadstone was just a strip of shops between Coles and Myer. It was passionfruit. Now I see what Fran means.
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jojoeffe: @stilgherrian was that "the evil goat cheese"? Do that one, please :)
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren enjoy. Although sometimes i'm reluctant to start, i usually end up having a lot of fun flinging on skip day.
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jojoeffe: Mel's home-made muesli - I wonder if she take orders.
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jojoeffe: @EGMTK he was back to his normal hare-brained self this morning, and a lot less itchy. They slept in the exact middle of the bed last night
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jojoeffe: wakeful. i blame the neighbour, he screamed for a while. Domestics make me twitch. Never sure when to call teh fuzz.
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jojoeffe: feeling the love for my "ancient" razr v3i. this sim doesn't have data enabled, and yet i tweet. Oh and the battery life.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl oh yes! very lovely. Looking forward to seeing it worn.
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jojoeffe: @gilfer only if the ambulatory rectum is releasing any kind of effluvium... do you have that phrase trademarked?
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jojoeffe: @gilfer you are the wind beneath my wings :)
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jojoeffe: This looks kind of interesting, though borders is evil: .Long Song by Andrea Levy (9780755359400) | Borders: http://bit.ly/8G1MXy
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jojoeffe: I love Marlene's climate control. http://twitpic.com/y09qz
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren do you need two networks? One for you and a nerdwork for him?
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jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY Saving them for a midnight snack?
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jojoeffe: @jenniebreeden ask a boy about having his prostate checked :) the squirming will amuse.
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jojoeffe: Working on a new special project. Have returned to pen and paper to map it out. Coloured pencils will be required any minute. But gym now.
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jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- The Known Universe by AMNH http://youtu.be/17jymDn0W6U?a
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl I would stongly advise against it. It doesn't go with adorable vintage scarves.
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jojoeffe: @thetearooms I suppose the wrapping is to protect one from the claws.
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jojoeffe: Stunning: I lose any sense that I'm comprehending distance pretty soon after we pass the moon: http://tinyurl.com/yzkjjne (via @timminchin)
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jojoeffe: Winning night. Dialled personal trainer when trying to turn off handsfree. Two seconds of pressure on the switch makes all the difference.
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jojoeffe: cats are massively cranky and may kill me in my sleep. However at least they won't be waking me with their scratching.
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jojoeffe: @EGMTK poor puppy. It's never nice to have that happening.
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jojoeffe: @EGMTK he ate supper which suggests death is not imminent ;). Now I'm surrounded by grumpy cats who'll probably try and rub the stuff on me.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl well after all you didn't say "annoying"...
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jojoeffe: great... put flea treatment on Jayne. He goes bonkers. Retreats to litter box where strands of saliva start to dangle. He better not die.
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jojoeffe: Ack the cuteness just keeps a-coming. Until she slips and grabs my shoulder on her way past. http://twitpic.com/xwq5r
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jojoeffe: She seems pretty contented. Even though I'm tempter to call her "Sookie" rather than "Sooty". http://twitpic.com/xwpqd
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jojoeffe: hey lazywebs - is a port forward the same thing as "opening a port"?
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jojoeffe: RT @johncarneyau: RT @michiforjoy: @johncarneyau How to post photos on the internet: http://bit.ly/63AhIa << Shit! I've been doing ...
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jojoeffe: More tech - Bluetooth handsfree for the car: http://twitpic.com/xvue9. Call me, call me now...
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jojoeffe: @mellalicious ack!!! Will take your advice. That's not cheap.
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jojoeffe: A happy family. And such a nice pic with the story too. http://bit.ly/7479lT
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jojoeffe: @mellalicious my car has only one key and it has that integrated locking thing. So I live in mild panic that I will lose it properly one day
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl very lovely. Cute shoes too
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jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- How To Wrap A Cat For Christmas http://youtu.be/jm3dm5J5r0A?a
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jojoeffe: OMG Bill the singing wampyre?!?!?!
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren he's adorable - like a baby version of our Sebastian.
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jojoeffe: Bugger - now i have a tummy ache. Damn you, prawn crackers.
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jojoeffe: @DrCris that is very pretty. And presumably the baby is still quite small.
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jojoeffe: @johncarneyau ahahahaha love it. When you can't come up with a cogent argument make up a silly name. Stinky bum traditionalists :)
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jojoeffe: Mmm prawn crackers. Just what I felt like.
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jojoeffe: Was hot, now cool. Have lots of cats. Still knitting. Same old same old in other words.
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jojoeffe: @stilgherrian jointly and severally?
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jojoeffe: I want one of these. Not that my bag isn't heavy enough already.http://bit.ly/4pyjkL
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jojoeffe: Yeah good one telstra. Two weeks to respond to a query regarding credit going missing from my account, only to answer the wrong question.
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jojoeffe: @thetearooms then again, it may lead to more patients, which might fulfil some kind of management 'metric'
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jojoeffe: Oz firm seeks IT developer 'SQL server experience, DD cup breasts - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/11/it_developer/ (@franthestrange)
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jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY good on you. Probably the kind of slap she needs would break something in your hand.
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jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY wow... Gobsmacked
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jojoeffe: @thropplenoggin you, sir, make quite the good point as it appears some of us (er me anyway) have forgotten to have any.
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jojoeffe: Airport Security Fail http://j.mp/5AixKy (via @raduboncea)
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jojoeffe: @stilgherrian I feel for the poor sods on the phone who try hard but have no hope of untangling the web.
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jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe well i am going to pretend that there is nothing i can do about it if Pam decides to rescue him ;)
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jojoeffe: RT @johncarneyau: What's the weather like in Melbourne right now? Find out here - http://bit.ly/6S699v
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jojoeffe: Luckily if i can reaist the urge to count or get a hammer i generallt en up here soon after: http://twitpic.com/xma5p
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jojoeffe: Have reached that point in the jigsaw where I'm convinced pieces are missing. Have avoided counting spaces and pieces. So far...
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jojoeffe: It's about 39 deg C here and I want a cup of tea... Obviously heat affected.
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jojoeffe: how crazy old cat lady starts "Pam, just one more, we'll hardly notice him" http://bit.ly/80vkzM #Gumtree
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jojoeffe: RT: Lego Universe trailer looks unexpectedly thrilling: http://j.mp/5DuMol (via @rands)
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren I want her bathing suit :) she's quite lovely.
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jojoeffe: Men at work. Amazing astronaut pic: http://tinyurl.com/ydwx4xo (via @qikipedia)
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jojoeffe: tired. Hoping that (in spite of my nap today) that I won't wake again at 5am. Surely that's not even a time?
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jojoeffe: @DrCris ooo i want it
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jojoeffe: I am considering one of those inflatable pools. However I suspect pool maintenance is more tedious than housework.
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jojoeffe: @markomeara not quite but I think I should get the rest of it done tomorrow. It's a good way to amuse myself without sweating to death.
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jojoeffe: Stuffed after another lovely meal at Dong Que in Footscray. Going to finish listening to @beathhigh's Witch Hunt tonight. One hour to go.
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jojoeffe: @Woodseaves oh my!
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jojoeffe: Most of the way through my jigsaw. It appears to be the perfect size and complexity. Only have grass to do (no sky). It's lots of fun.
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jojoeffe: @gilfer princess bride?
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl holy cow - $4.50? Some $2 shop...
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jojoeffe: Pancakes I think. And coffee. And perhaps pomegranate juice.
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jojoeffe: @Woodseaves yeah, sometimes being a "grown-up" sucks. Especially when the mortgage is due :(
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jojoeffe: Too busy following up on my timeline after an evening of jigsaw and knitting to have any original thought. This will pass the banality test.
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jojoeffe: A scam promoted by profiteers · Shane Maloney http://bit.ly/4WybcW (@markomeara)
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jojoeffe: @primalamusica food makes proofing betterer
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jojoeffe: I also got two 750 piece jigsaw puzzles from kmart for $4 each. Even if they aren't as pretty as the box they will still be fun.
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jojoeffe: I have a croquet set, a magnetic dart set and some foam skittles to go with the nerf ball and frisbee. Chez Forbes has teh sports.
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jojoeffe: @montygeorge mmm imagine a cinnamon tree! I wonder if it smells when it's growing?
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren I just picked up a silicon bathing cap. Hoping it won't pull as much as the latex ones used to.
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jojoeffe: @johncarneyau last time i went the system appeared to be "park anywhere" - at the bike parking racks, on walkways, but it was boxing day.
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jojoeffe: @markomeara they are all excellent reasons :)
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jojoeffe: Why sport and education seem incompatible? http://twitpic.com/x9v60
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jojoeffe: Disturbing statistics from the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation. http://bit.ly/52WuJz (via @stilgherrian)
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jojoeffe: @audible_com Dead Until Dark - Charlaine Harris.
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren I'd be put off mugging by the prospect of being licked to death.
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jojoeffe: @johncarneyau here's hoping that it just the hot weather.
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jojoeffe: @gilfer sideways is my fave way to drive. However after two pineapple margaritas I am being chauffeured.
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jojoeffe: @VictoriaPolice drivers are ignoring the barriers and making an extra outbound lane on the lead up to the westgate. No manners...
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jojoeffe: I'm at Village Cinemas, Jam Factory - http://bkite.com/2n331
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jojoeffe: In the Jam Factory for a screening of Bran Nue Dae.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl candle time?
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jojoeffe: For the record - the dog was a "Westie" and was a lovely and well behaved guest. I kinda want one just like him.
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jojoeffe: Jayne had actually made it outside in all the excitement. And Sooty had snuck out too. He sounded most pathetic asking if the dog was gone.
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jojoeffe: @diparkhouse I will wish a permanent laryngitis upon her. And arthritis of the fingers for good measure.
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jojoeffe: Seem to have lost a cat. It appears Jayne is still petrified of dogs, even three years on. I'm pretty sure he's in the house somewhere.
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jojoeffe: @mellalicious phoar to both!
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jojoeffe: @primalamusica two girls are singing. It's quite delightful.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl the second one - I'm a sucker for a mysterious expression on a pretty girl.
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jojoeffe: Being utterly charmed in my back yard.
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jojoeffe: Mmm gin and tonic. What a civilised evening!
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jojoeffe: @Woodseaves hey! I was wondering where sooty got to! http://twitpic.com/x1asg
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl when my last housemate got the enviro stuff I asked if it was his way of telling me he didn't want to live here any more...
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jojoeffe: @DrCris I'd probably bellow "hello" when I got in the door, just in case.
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jojoeffe: @mellalicious do you put tahini in yours?
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jojoeffe: @franthestrange hot cross buns? Already? Is Easter really early this year?
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jojoeffe: @DrCris almost creepy. Is she cleaning or just parked on the couch watching daytime telly?
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl pretty!
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jojoeffe: @talios yeah - I only need to shed about a quarter of my total weight...
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM Bon voyage! Enjoy the big adventure :)
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jojoeffe: @DrCris I have waves of it - will be terrible for months at a time. I suspect my medication is partly responsible.
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jojoeffe: @DrCris is that where one twitches rather violently when asleep? I do that. It's bloody annoying...
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jojoeffe: I'm at Anglesea Golf Club - http://bkite.com/2m56y
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jojoeffe: There are still kangaroos grazing on the golf course http://twitpic.com/wvv9v
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jojoeffe: At Anglesea. Sunny. Looks like there is a fair.
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jojoeffe: Going to Anglesea to see my Meg. Woo hoo!!
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jojoeffe: @DrCris mmmmm yummy
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl oooo hussy ;)
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jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe thank you :) I may visit.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl I like meat. It is tasty. Vegies make a nice garnish.
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM thank you.
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM all that effort would probably mean housework would suck the life out of me. I'm sure your life would me no more richer, either :)
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jojoeffe: @karilyon83 happy new puppy!!!
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jojoeffe: @gilfer yeah... Spilling your latte is the new black. In the 'burbs anyway.
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jojoeffe: Taking it easy and quietly today aftert talking and standing all yesterday. And still can't believe it's two years since I lost my mother.
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jojoeffe: @talios I'll add you. Careful or you may end up "mayor" of your supermarket ;)
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jojoeffe: @stilgherrian "recognition" is bullshit. It's not like it goes "oh hi! Ranty gull! It's you! Haven't seen you in an age. Whaddya need?"
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl ahhh I do love the fayreform. Especially when the Bendon clearance store had "nothing over $19" sale last year.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl omg I think I have that cake in my 50s cake decorating book, except the dolly in the book is demonic.
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jojoeffe: Crown carpark is like something from zombie movie. And interminable. However staff are lovely and helpful. Car and me reunited. Joy ensues.
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jojoeffe: Volunteered for public humiliation by bollywood dance routine. I am a team player... And they owe me.
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jojoeffe: Why do people armed with microphones also feel they must yell? Should have sat further from the speakers...
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jojoeffe: Trivia night for Summer School at the Palladium - Photo: http://bkite.com/2lptl
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jojoeffe: I'm at Crown Towers - http://bkite.com/2lps7
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jojoeffe: I'm at Cliftons Melbourne Training Facility - http://bkite.com/2logd
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl this would be where 13 of us invite you to a party where the dress code is "vintage scarf"?
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jojoeffe: Busy day. Training is going well - I haven't lost a student yet. A good day to be very busy.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl g'night
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jojoeffe: Tonight's dinner - YUM: http://www.bestrecipes.com.au/recipe/Spinach-Quiche-L1732.html
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM your neighbours are RIGHT :)
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jojoeffe: thinking i want a spinach quiche for dinner. So it's off to the shops for me
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jojoeffe: latest door-knocking/phone ringing scam "hi i'm from the australian government and we're giving you free roof insulation". Oh are you?
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jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus I find her completely bamboozling. Insofar as I actually think about her...
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM that's a cool one :)
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jojoeffe: @johncarneyau should we start with "a bit boring, actually"?
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren sounds like he's an OH&S risk for sure.
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jojoeffe: Basement Cat was dreaming of world domination and chasing his minions around. He kicked so hard I almost got shoved off the sofa.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl that describes me. Utterly batty.
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl sounds like some kind of exotic sweet
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jojoeffe: @Ievrem thank you, and the same to you!
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jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus one can divorce online here: http://www.divorce.gov.au/
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jojoeffe: @Ievrem was kind of a response to a comment someone on my timeline made to a co-worker's husband sleeping in her office.
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jojoeffe: of course, one of my co-workers is sitting on my lap, but he is small and furry and I am at home.
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren cover him with copier paper?
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jojoeffe: @mellalicious oo me me - I got his When You Are Engulfed In Flames on audiobook and he reads it and I almost went off the freeway at times:)
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jojoeffe: @mellalicious bet she can't bake
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jojoeffe: Alan Partridge on the subject of a dead mum. Apt and amusing :)
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jojoeffe: @jojoeffe Gaggia, not haggis :)
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jojoeffe: Haggis or Beehouse. The choice between tea and coffee seems problematic today.
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jojoeffe: @FionaBM good luck!!!
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jojoeffe: crap. I forgot to put the bins out. Better do it now.
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jojoeffe: RT oops: I'd hate to work in the BOQ testing team right about now #fdlmys http://smh.com.au/business-lmys.html (via @alisterscott)
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jojoeffe: @ChrisGWarp if it doesn't, I found it makes a great, if rather decadent, sauce. Ice cream, yoghurt or just a spoon :)
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jojoeffe: Mmm spagettini how I've missed you. Might have to introduce you to the tarragon scallops. I reckon you'll get along famously.
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jojoeffe: @gilfer those callouses were there when I got them! I'll be in touch with Today Tonight.
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jojoeffe: @gilfer you may never get them back :)
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jojoeffe: @gilfer I'll avoid any destructive analysis. As long as they can hold a G&T I should be fine.
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jojoeffe: @gilfer depends - are yours any good at knitting?
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jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe I kinda like that idea :)
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jojoeffe: gonna look great tomorrow. I've got mozzie bites, dermatitis and probably claw-marks. I'm definitely a poster-child for the multi-cat home.
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jojoeffe: concerned i may have claw marks down the back of my neck from last night's cat fight. I have training to present tomorrow. Classy.
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jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian: Having to remember a 7-digit number makes it much harder to resist chocolate cake. http://bit.ly/867CO1
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jojoeffe: @gilfer oh, I think you may have mine...
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl i'm slowly whittling away at one my mother made about 4 years back. It's magnificent but poignant.
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jojoeffe: @katypegg it's kinda fun, isn't it.
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jojoeffe: @talios I need to know what cheese gave you that dream so I can avoid it ;)
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jojoeffe: Awake. Didn't actually sleep last night. It was odd and annoying. Supposed to have a breakfast date with family later. Yoohooo coffeeeee!!!
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jojoeffe: @franthestrange We played ABBA singstar on NYE and one of my friends does the Alan Partridge A huuuhhh :)
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jojoeffe: watching Alan Partridge and it's all YOUR fault
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jojoeffe: @Woodseaves Our tradition is til Epiphany - the "12 days of Xmas". My slackness, however, is all my own work.
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jojoeffe: @Woodseaves I leave mine up for the 12 days (well actually i often forget them and leave it longer)
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jojoeffe: @DrCris Brilliant :) I won my first (and only) game of trivial pursuit, annoying the person who thought i'd be an easy mark. I am trivia...
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl this game was quite fun in the end (theatrics notwithstanding) but I'd rather a fast game of pirate snap ;)
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jojoeffe: @karilyon83 you have to go and play with them, you need to find a well socialised one, if you are selecting one from a breeder. And it's fun
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl i played monopoly with friends and it turns out i am a terrible loser.Threw my mortgage cards across the table and all
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl i liked this story a lot.
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren mm goat - they have it in springvale or oakleigh. Unless you want it still alive and bleating.
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jojoeffe: @Lilylauren gahhh - my ex husband had the box set of all three and liked to watch them over and over... no wonder i'm an internet addict
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jojoeffe: sitting in the dark, looking at cat pictures on teh intarwebs... i am a stereotype...
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl 20 years ago it seemed almost mandatory :)
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl which is why i can't understand knock-offs - what cachet is bestowed by a cheap and nasty object with a faked brand?
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl so - did you get it?
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl when they say POA they don't mean you have to fill in an application to get the price??? ;)
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jojoeffe: Fiddling with iPhone photo tools: http://twitpic.com/wc1hn
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jojoeffe: uh oh... Basement Cat has collapsed next to me from the effects of prolonged starvation...
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jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl I made mayo for Xmas: 3 egg yolks, half a pint of oil. Oh and some lemon juice... I'm surprised my blood still circulates.
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jojoeffe: Thinking about emerging but not convinced yet.
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jojoeffe: @Woodseaves it's an interesting production.
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jojoeffe: I'm rude enough to just say it, but for those who favour a passive-aggressive approach: http://therejectionline.com.au/
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jojoeffe: @franthestrange it was a real storm sky, wasn't it!
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jojoeffe: @eilishughes hello there!!!
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jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- Simon's Cat 'Cat Man Do' http://youtu.be/w0ffwDYo00Q?a