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• February 28, 2010
• 15:56

  jojoeffe: RT @primalamusica Brett Dean's Bliss premieres at the Sydney Opera House on Mar 12th. TV broadcast Mar 17th So #donotmissBliss

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  jojoeffe: RT @primalamusica Brett Dean's Bliss premieres at the Sydney Opera House on Mar 12th. TV broadcast Mar 17th So #donotmissBliss
• 15:42

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl yeah, show us your nekkid rooms ;)

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  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl yeah, show us your nekkid rooms ;)
• 15:41

  jojoeffe: @primalamusica well @mrsstephenfry is out there, and she is a big fan of bliss, i'm sure she'd take every opportunity to #donotmissBliss

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  jojoeffe: @primalamusica well @mrsstephenfry is out there, and she is a big fan of bliss, i'm sure she'd take every opportunity to #donotmissBliss
• 12:19

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl congratulations. Many happy housewarmings :)

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  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl congratulations. Many happy housewarmings :)
• 12:15

  jojoeffe: The disadvantage of hypoallergenic sticking plasters - highlight clumsiness :) http://twitpic.com/15yv7b

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  jojoeffe: The disadvantage of hypoallergenic sticking plasters - highlight clumsiness :) http://twitpic.com/15yv7b
• 10:02

  jojoeffe: Well, now I know that my property is 52' by 122'4". I'd work it out in metric but it might be more fun to let those who ask do the maths.

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  jojoeffe: Well, now I know that my property is 52' by 122'4". I'd work it out in metric but it might be more fun to let those who ask do the maths.
• 9:44

  jojoeffe: Just described myself as "project spakfiller" :) here to fill any gaps.

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  jojoeffe: Just described myself as "project spakfiller" :) here to fill any gaps.
• 9:27

  jojoeffe: @johncarneyau I love babies, but i couldn't eat a whole one...

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  jojoeffe: @johncarneyau I love babies, but i couldn't eat a whole one...
• 9:26

  jojoeffe: @DrCris sounds like you may have a future in fantasy fiction?

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  jojoeffe: @DrCris sounds like you may have a future in fantasy fiction?
• 9:25

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange can't convince everyone else to stay there with you?

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  jojoeffe: @franthestrange can't convince everyone else to stay there with you?
• 9:25

  jojoeffe: Highly amused that the sum of my injuries from the weekend are a burned finger from the bbq and a broken nail from the spade :)

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  jojoeffe: Highly amused that the sum of my injuries from the weekend are a burned finger from the bbq and a broken nail from the spade :)
• February 27, 2010
• 19:55

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian freezer bags.

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  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian freezer bags.
• 17:00

  jojoeffe: Plotting our sailing trip. http://cityt.ag/5m

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  jojoeffe: Plotting our sailing trip. http://cityt.ag/5m
• 13:49

  jojoeffe: @primalamusica pink eyeshadow? Black eyliner? Electric blue mascara? frosted pink lipstick?

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  jojoeffe: @primalamusica pink eyeshadow? Black eyliner? Electric blue mascara? frosted pink lipstick?
• 13:32

  jojoeffe: @qaro dunno - i reckon i have that one ;)

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  jojoeffe: @qaro dunno - i reckon i have that one ;)
• 7:01

  jojoeffe: I reckon it's pancake time.

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  jojoeffe: I reckon it's pancake time.
• 3:12

  jojoeffe: Bloody cats...

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  jojoeffe: Bloody cats...
• February 26, 2010
• 23:10

  jojoeffe: RT @alisterscott PLEASE RTWEET: AUSTRALIA TSUNAMI WARNING: http://www.bom.gov.au/tsunami/ #tsunami #australia #queensland

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  jojoeffe: RT @alisterscott PLEASE RTWEET: AUSTRALIA TSUNAMI WARNING: http://www.bom.gov.au/tsunami/ #tsunami #australia #queensland
• 23:08

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange oh me too. Got my first ripe one from the neighbours' tree on Friday night. The bats like them unripe, though. Thieves...

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  jojoeffe: @franthestrange oh me too. Got my first ripe one from the neighbours' tree on Friday night. The bats like them unripe, though. Thieves...
• 17:22

  jojoeffe: Might start making vanilla ice cream tonight. I left the freezing pad for the machine out so I'll just make up the mix and refrigerate it.

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  jojoeffe: Might start making vanilla ice cream tonight. I left the freezing pad for the machine out so I'll just make up the mix and refrigerate it.
• 17:20

  jojoeffe: Had a nap after fence demolishing. I did more BBQing than demolishing but then attacked paving weeds for a bit. I'm no wonderwoman :)

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  jojoeffe: Had a nap after fence demolishing. I did more BBQing than demolishing but then attacked paving weeds for a bit. I'm no wonderwoman :)
• 17:18

  jojoeffe: @fatboycosmo we spent more time BBQing than demolishing in the end :) I'll have to squeeze a few more in before the end of summer.

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  jojoeffe: @fatboycosmo we spent more time BBQing than demolishing in the end :) I'll have to squeeze a few more in before the end of summer.
• 17:14

  jojoeffe: @birgerhalfmeier that's my kin of coincidence.

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  jojoeffe: @birgerhalfmeier that's my kin of coincidence.
• 15:33

  jojoeffe: @diparkhouse Only if you think you'll find it comfortable ;)

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  jojoeffe: @diparkhouse Only if you think you'll find it comfortable ;)
• 15:08

  jojoeffe: Oops - no more crack house fence!

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  jojoeffe: Oops - no more crack house fence!
• 10:27

  jojoeffe: Medicinal coffee at Jasper coffee http://cityt.ag/5b

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  jojoeffe: Medicinal coffee at Jasper coffee http://cityt.ag/5b
• 10:23

  jojoeffe: A bit shaky after some moron in a Subaru wagon tried to hit her twice. ABS works, thought.

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  jojoeffe: A bit shaky after some moron in a Subaru wagon tried to hit her twice. ABS works, thought.
• February 25, 2010
• 21:41

  jojoeffe: @primalamusica you'd have to be carved out of raspberry sorbet to do so - #donotmissBliss

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  jojoeffe: @primalamusica you'd have to be carved out of raspberry sorbet to do so - #donotmissBliss
• 21:36

  jojoeffe: @mellalicious I love your #gaycakes

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  jojoeffe: @mellalicious I love your #gaycakes
• 21:36

  jojoeffe: @alisterscott puleeze ;) they're barely up to audiophile standards. Gotta be hand-crafted by blind monks from valves and rare woods

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  jojoeffe: @alisterscott puleeze ;) they're barely up to audiophile standards. Gotta be hand-crafted by blind monks from valves and rare woods
• 21:10

  jojoeffe: Raspberry sorbet is amazing.

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  jojoeffe: Raspberry sorbet is amazing.
• 19:16

  jojoeffe: @primalamusica of course!

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  jojoeffe: @primalamusica of course!
• 19:15

  jojoeffe: Look what I got :) thanks to Mark and Nicky for introducing me to it! http://twitpic.com/15emsw

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  jojoeffe: Look what I got :) thanks to Mark and Nicky for introducing me to it! http://twitpic.com/15emsw
• 19:04

  jojoeffe: That would be "gin" - told you they were awesome.

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  jojoeffe: That would be "gin" - told you they were awesome.
• 18:53

  jojoeffe: Pam's gun and tonics would be made of awesome except there's not really any room in the glass after she puts the gin in. Pam FTW :)

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  jojoeffe: Pam's gun and tonics would be made of awesome except there's not really any room in the glass after she puts the gin in. Pam FTW :)
• 16:54

  jojoeffe: Surprised to find I know my way around a gym.

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  jojoeffe: Surprised to find I know my way around a gym.
• 14:32

  jojoeffe: @FionaBM This one's the same as the one i got but there are heaps of types. http://tinyurl.com/y8dd5lg

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  jojoeffe: @FionaBM This one's the same as the one i got but there are heaps of types. http://tinyurl.com/y8dd5lg
• 14:08

  jojoeffe: @FionaBM brilliant :) Recalculating is my favourite as well

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  jojoeffe: @FionaBM brilliant :) Recalculating is my favourite as well
• 13:37

  jojoeffe: Charged one phone already from the little solar charger. Could be gadget of the year, although it's early.

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  jojoeffe: Charged one phone already from the little solar charger. Could be gadget of the year, although it's early.
• 12:03

  jojoeffe: Free icecreams on the bridge to SG about half an hour ago by the way

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  jojoeffe: Free icecreams on the bridge to SG about half an hour ago by the way
• 11:45

  jojoeffe: Test Manager Salary on Glassdoor - http://bit.ly/cIuur3

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  jojoeffe: Test Manager Salary on Glassdoor - http://bit.ly/cIuur3
• 11:43

  jojoeffe: Salary and condition information for companies and job titles: http://www.glassdoor.com/index.htm - fascinating.

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  jojoeffe: Salary and condition information for companies and job titles: http://www.glassdoor.com/index.htm - fascinating.
• 11:22

  jojoeffe: geekery - Acme Klein bottles: http://www.kleinbottle.com/why_acme.htm

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  jojoeffe: geekery - Acme Klein bottles: http://www.kleinbottle.com/why_acme.htm
• 10:07

  jojoeffe: pleased with my new (phone) solar charger simply for the geek factor. Who cares if it works???

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  jojoeffe: pleased with my new (phone) solar charger simply for the geek factor. Who cares if it works???
• 8:03

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange happy first week!

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  jojoeffe: @franthestrange happy first week!
• February 24, 2010
• 23:00

  jojoeffe: @primalamusica "crossover"

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  jojoeffe: @primalamusica "crossover"
• 19:37

  jojoeffe: Beautiful moment tonight when Guy fell asleep in my arms. So much love for this little person.

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  jojoeffe: Beautiful moment tonight when Guy fell asleep in my arms. So much love for this little person.
• 19:32

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian one who should have been speyed.

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  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian one who should have been speyed.
• 13:42

  jojoeffe: Potential movie title "the unutterable sadness of databases"

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  jojoeffe: Potential movie title "the unutterable sadness of databases"
• 13:15

  jojoeffe: :) it worked - they're here

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  jojoeffe: :) it worked - they're here
• 13:14

  jojoeffe: I always wonder whether I missed the apocalypse when I'm in the meeting room 15 mins after the start time and I'm all alone.

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  jojoeffe: I always wonder whether I missed the apocalypse when I'm in the meeting room 15 mins after the start time and I'm all alone.
• 13:05

  jojoeffe: i think i can hear someone crawling through the aircon ducts, tapping something in morse code. I don't understand Morse code.

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  jojoeffe: i think i can hear someone crawling through the aircon ducts, tapping something in morse code. I don't understand Morse code.
• 12:43

  jojoeffe: @foolandtheopera "is Don, is good" (sorry)

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  jojoeffe: @foolandtheopera "is Don, is good" (sorry)
• 12:10

  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY they charge $50 for cleaning if you spew in a cab here, wonder what they'd charge for a birth?

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  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY they charge $50 for cleaning if you spew in a cab here, wonder what they'd charge for a birth?
• 12:06

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus true - my cats suck at French

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  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus true - my cats suck at French
• 12:00

  jojoeffe: @YarnHarlot I don't see that much ice hockey here in Australia, but it was on the big screen at lunch and it was exciting :) Go Canada!

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  jojoeffe: @YarnHarlot I don't see that much ice hockey here in Australia, but it was on the big screen at lunch and it was exciting :) Go Canada!
• 8:52

  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY having just read a piece on Stack, his plane and the IRS building, the mental image provoked by this tweet was kinda gross...

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  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY having just read a piece on Stack, his plane and the IRS building, the mental image provoked by this tweet was kinda gross...
• 8:32

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus le oi! ;)

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  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus le oi! ;)
• 8:30

  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY Rolf Harris?

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  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY Rolf Harris?
• 6:03

  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY that is great cleavage. I do like your writing in the longer format, too.

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  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY that is great cleavage. I do like your writing in the longer format, too.
• February 23, 2010
• 17:26

  jojoeffe: There is nowhere to sit. There's probably a million good reasons for that... http://cityt.ag/47

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  jojoeffe: There is nowhere to sit. There's probably a million good reasons for that... http://cityt.ag/47
• 17:22

  jojoeffe: Waiting for my date for Burn the Floor. http://cityt.ag/46

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  jojoeffe: Waiting for my date for Burn the Floor. http://cityt.ag/46
• 16:46

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl because i have them all in my car... bloody brilliant for removing bird poop from paintwork.

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  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl because i have them all in my car... bloody brilliant for removing bird poop from paintwork.
• 16:26

  jojoeffe: What I'm going to see tonight - Burn the Floor http://www.crowncasino.com.au/entertainment/show/31/burn-the-floor

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  jojoeffe: What I'm going to see tonight - Burn the Floor http://www.crowncasino.com.au/entertainment/show/31/burn-the-floor
• 15:58

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus "Producing the gold standard in half-arses since 21010" - I can see your sandwich board now ;)

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  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus "Producing the gold standard in half-arses since 21010" - I can see your sandwich board now ;)
• 15:03

  jojoeffe: This office is the LAST place I would have expected to be able to smell Nag Champa. Seriously.

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  jojoeffe: This office is the LAST place I would have expected to be able to smell Nag Champa. Seriously.
• 13:56

  jojoeffe: Actually, that could apply to a lot of you :) if the cap fits...

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  jojoeffe: Actually, that could apply to a lot of you :) if the cap fits...
• 13:55

  jojoeffe: Really proud of a friend who has shown grace and dignity in the face of a difficult situation.

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  jojoeffe: Really proud of a friend who has shown grace and dignity in the face of a difficult situation.
• 12:26

  jojoeffe: Oh yes. This is a very fine coffee.

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  jojoeffe: Oh yes. This is a very fine coffee.
• 12:08

  jojoeffe: Coffee. That will make everything better. Or faster, at least. Faster *is* better, right?

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  jojoeffe: Coffee. That will make everything better. Or faster, at least. Faster *is* better, right?
• 12:04

  jojoeffe: Feeling a bit 3pm at 2pm. I shall blame the sweet and sour chilli chicken. Where is my resolve to only eat food that's worth it?

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  jojoeffe: Feeling a bit 3pm at 2pm. I shall blame the sweet and sour chilli chicken. Where is my resolve to only eat food that's worth it?
• 10:48

  jojoeffe: things i have no idea about - what is the floor area of my home?

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  jojoeffe: things i have no idea about - what is the floor area of my home?
• 8:09

  jojoeffe: Ok. Cigarette in right hand. Phone in left. Not a problem you say? Well, what was the driver of UVO656 using to steer her Toyota 4wd?

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  jojoeffe: Ok. Cigarette in right hand. Phone in left. Not a problem you say? Well, what was the driver of UVO656 using to steer her Toyota 4wd?
• 6:48

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange the lighting is unflattering, too ;)

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  jojoeffe: @franthestrange the lighting is unflattering, too ;)
• 6:45

  jojoeffe: @primalamusica glutton for punishment ;)

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  jojoeffe: @primalamusica glutton for punishment ;)
• 6:44

  jojoeffe: RT @Lileks Sign if the Day http://post.ly/PEQB

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  jojoeffe: RT @Lileks Sign if the Day http://post.ly/PEQB
• 6:42

  jojoeffe: @thetearooms a tea round? Does that mean leaf tea and a pot?How civilised. We only ever got teabags at work.

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  jojoeffe: @thetearooms a tea round? Does that mean leaf tea and a pot?How civilised. We only ever got teabags at work.
• 6:37

  jojoeffe: RT @NASA How can there be mega-snowstorms in a global warming world? NASA scientists explain. http://go.usa.gov/lVU

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  jojoeffe: RT @NASA How can there be mega-snowstorms in a global warming world? NASA scientists explain. http://go.usa.gov/lVU
• 6:34

  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren oh dear. Hope they get a clue.

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  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren oh dear. Hope they get a clue.
• February 22, 2010
• 23:23

  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 good luck. You can't have mine, though :)

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  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 good luck. You can't have mine, though :)
• 23:18

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange chin up, love. Coles sometimes coles makes me feel like that too.

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  jojoeffe: @franthestrange chin up, love. Coles sometimes coles makes me feel like that too.
• 19:02

  jojoeffe: Number 1 reason *not* to get my personal trainer on Twitter: http://twitpic.com/14vlqm

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  jojoeffe: Number 1 reason *not* to get my personal trainer on Twitter: http://twitpic.com/14vlqm
• 17:47

  jojoeffe: Sorbet. Although I have no idea I'd I should include the egg white or not. Still researching.

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  jojoeffe: Sorbet. Although I have no idea I'd I should include the egg white or not. Still researching.
• 14:35

  jojoeffe: I think I'm thirsty. Forgot my water bottle today. Don't think drinking from the tap would be appropriate

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  jojoeffe: I think I'm thirsty. Forgot my water bottle today. Don't think drinking from the tap would be appropriate
• 14:34

  jojoeffe: Lucky we are so good at defining risks and mitigation strategies.

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  jojoeffe: Lucky we are so good at defining risks and mitigation strategies.
• 14:33

  jojoeffe: let a BA define the test approach to migration testing and you will find such solutions as "just run an ssh script to test the migration"

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  jojoeffe: let a BA define the test approach to migration testing and you will find such solutions as "just run an ssh script to test the migration"
• 13:20

  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian: Language Log mistakes The Australian for The Onio, Queensland just fails grammar. http://bit.ly/d0OVi2

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  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian: Language Log mistakes The Australian for The Onio, Queensland just fails grammar. http://bit.ly/d0OVi2
• 13:18

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus oops, earwormed :)

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  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus oops, earwormed :)
• 10:29

  jojoeffe: @fatboycosmo hmm we got a pen but we never got any other kind of acknowledgement of service. Good to move on though.

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  jojoeffe: @fatboycosmo hmm we got a pen but we never got any other kind of acknowledgement of service. Good to move on though.
• 10:07

  jojoeffe: RTshitmydadsays "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

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  jojoeffe: RTshitmydadsays "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
• 10:06

  jojoeffe: i am going to make ice cream tonight with some of the $3.99 a punnet raspberries I got on the weekend. Although, sorbet?

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  jojoeffe: i am going to make ice cream tonight with some of the $3.99 a punnet raspberries I got on the weekend. Although, sorbet?
• February 21, 2010
• 22:28

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl I love my compact and pressed powder. I'm very shiny. In a non- glittery way. And the clinique one is so retro :)

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  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl I love my compact and pressed powder. I'm very shiny. In a non- glittery way. And the clinique one is so retro :)
• 15:59

  jojoeffe: RT @science RT @health: Scientists say teaching stroke patients to sing helps "rewire" their brains http://bit.ly/coXEqh

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  jojoeffe: RT @science RT @health: Scientists say teaching stroke patients to sing helps "rewire" their brains http://bit.ly/coXEqh
• 15:56

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange you gotta keep your strength up.

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  jojoeffe: @franthestrange you gotta keep your strength up.
• 15:53

  jojoeffe: So very happy to have our Pam home again. Almost as much as our Dark Lord of the Underworld.

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  jojoeffe: So very happy to have our Pam home again. Almost as much as our Dark Lord of the Underworld.
• 11:47

  jojoeffe: Mmm lamb kebab from Halal Kebabs on flinders lane just down from Swanston. Too busy nomming to tag.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Mmm lamb kebab from Halal Kebabs on flinders lane just down from Swanston. Too busy nomming to tag.
• 9:10

  jojoeffe: Andrew from Melbourne water is my hero :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Andrew from Melbourne water is my hero :)
• 8:47

  jojoeffe: Looks like it's back with the old gang on both projects. I guess it's a big gang...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Looks like it's back with the old gang on both projects. I guess it's a big gang...
• 8:46

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl snork :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl snork :)
• 8:46

  jojoeffe: @diparkhouse I think only one of my cats could be bothered cleaning it out, even if they all had thumbs. I should teach him to use the loo.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @diparkhouse I think only one of my cats could be bothered cleaning it out, even if they all had thumbs. I should teach him to use the loo.
• 8:43

  jojoeffe: @FionaBM Someone should make a Twibbon for #EndHumidityNOW :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @FionaBM Someone should make a Twibbon for #EndHumidityNOW :)
• 8:17

  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren not being late is acceptable, however you can be polite and wait for ten or fifteen. After fifteen I leave.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren not being late is acceptable, however you can be polite and wait for ten or fifteen. After fifteen I leave.
• 8:12

  jojoeffe: Bugger. Left my glasses in the car. The ones that let me see the screen without seeing double.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Bugger. Left my glasses in the car. The ones that let me see the screen without seeing double.
• 8:05

  jojoeffe: Oh Notes... please start for me...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Oh Notes... please start for me...
• 8:03

  jojoeffe: OH: "d'you know what... D'you wanna know what?"

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: OH: "d'you know what... D'you wanna know what?"
• February 20, 2010
• 19:39

  jojoeffe: @johncarneyau @middleclassgirl you are both made of teh awesome! thanks

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @johncarneyau @middleclassgirl you are both made of teh awesome! thanks
• 19:34

  jojoeffe: @markomeara kinda defeats the purpose. I found that the glasses are thinner these days than they used to be.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @markomeara kinda defeats the purpose. I found that the glasses are thinner these days than they used to be.
• 19:27

  jojoeffe: @FionaBM buwhahahahah

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @FionaBM buwhahahahah
• 19:26

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian ooo lemme guess - it's a Chinese restaurant?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian ooo lemme guess - it's a Chinese restaurant?
• 19:26

  jojoeffe: I don't think I"m hiring a car to go from Dubrovnik to Paris... the daily rate is fine but the one way drop-off fee is about $2500...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I don't think I"m hiring a car to go from Dubrovnik to Paris... the daily rate is fine but the one way drop-off fee is about $2500...
• 17:35

  jojoeffe: @markomeara if you drop a glass you don't hav to wash it. I've dealt with two this weekend that way...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @markomeara if you drop a glass you don't hav to wash it. I've dealt with two this weekend that way...
• 16:16

  jojoeffe: @gilfer on twitter, at least...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @gilfer on twitter, at least...
• 16:12

  jojoeffe: Splat Kitty by BenMcfuzzylugs on Etsy http://bit.ly/caUIxn

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Splat Kitty by BenMcfuzzylugs on Etsy http://bit.ly/caUIxn
• 15:20

  jojoeffe: @gilfer Strangely I understood it, but I read it without my glasses :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @gilfer Strangely I understood it, but I read it without my glasses :)
• 10:03

  jojoeffe: Um a boat, not a boa.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Um a boat, not a boa.
• 10:03

  jojoeffe: Has a boa booked for Croatia and is terribly excited. Roll on September.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Has a boa booked for Croatia and is terribly excited. Roll on September.
• February 19, 2010
• 20:37

  jojoeffe: Omfg my brother is on facebook!!!

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Omfg my brother is on facebook!!!
• 20:26

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus if you were my facebook friend I'd give you a bogan gift :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus if you were my facebook friend I'd give you a bogan gift :)
• 17:19

  jojoeffe: Scaling the dizzy heights of three-inch heels: http://twitpic.com/14a7uz

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Scaling the dizzy heights of three-inch heels: http://twitpic.com/14a7uz
• 17:16

  jojoeffe: Wearing very cute but utterly ridiculous shoes. Not sure I can walk in them, my gait is something between a mince and a hobble.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Wearing very cute but utterly ridiculous shoes. Not sure I can walk in them, my gait is something between a mince and a hobble.
• 17:06

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus <3

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus <3
• February 18, 2010
• 15:43

  jojoeffe: reviewing possibly the laziest test document I've seen in a while.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: reviewing possibly the laziest test document I've seen in a while.
• 15:24

  jojoeffe: @fatboycosmo my cats are a bit like that at the moment... oh and i've had two days of vomit too!

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @fatboycosmo my cats are a bit like that at the moment... oh and i've had two days of vomit too!
• 15:23

  jojoeffe: Idea from a paediatrician for those concerned about developmental milestones and vaccination: wait til the milestone is achieved before vax

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Idea from a paediatrician for those concerned about developmental milestones and vaccination: wait til the milestone is achieved before vax
• 15:21

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian 45/55 sounds good to me bacon to cheese

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian 45/55 sounds good to me bacon to cheese
• 15:20

  jojoeffe: @fatboycosmo i used to get that driving. I think I pressed the wrong place on the accelerator foot...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @fatboycosmo i used to get that driving. I think I pressed the wrong place on the accelerator foot...
• 15:19

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus yay - shiny fur ;)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus yay - shiny fur ;)
• 15:18

  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren getting into a car - bum first and swing your feet in together. Got that from a drag queen

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren getting into a car - bum first and swing your feet in together. Got that from a drag queen
• 15:18

  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren cross your legs at the ankles (i got that from a movie ;)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren cross your legs at the ankles (i got that from a movie ;)
• 13:36

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange you seem terribly chipper for someone who was up early having a baby ;) mind you - good snacks :) om nom nom

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @franthestrange you seem terribly chipper for someone who was up early having a baby ;) mind you - good snacks :) om nom nom
• 13:01

  jojoeffe: @jojoeffe now singing "ring of fire"

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @jojoeffe now singing "ring of fire"
• 12:59

  jojoeffe: "legally blind travelling busker". Really. On a motorized scooter along the SG promenade. Almost too fast for the tourists.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: "legally blind travelling busker". Really. On a motorized scooter along the SG promenade. Almost too fast for the tourists.
• 12:40

  jojoeffe: time for something horrible from the SG food court...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: time for something horrible from the SG food court...
• 12:25

  jojoeffe: If i stop typing "please" i should be able to reduce my effort by about 5%

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: If i stop typing "please" i should be able to reduce my effort by about 5%
• 12:07

  jojoeffe: mm caramello koala. If only i had change i would have bitten your head off twice.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: mm caramello koala. If only i had change i would have bitten your head off twice.
• 11:23

  jojoeffe: RT @johncarneyau: Turns out that googling does NOT hurt the planet (well, not by as much as some people were claiming) http://bit.ly/9RjC6O

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @johncarneyau: Turns out that googling does NOT hurt the planet (well, not by as much as some people were claiming) http://bit.ly/9RjC6O
• 11:04

  jojoeffe: RT @palm RT @jonrognerud: Calculate the Cost of Wasteful Meetings With MEETorDIE: http://bit.ly/dfk1LZ

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @palm RT @jonrognerud: Calculate the Cost of Wasteful Meetings With MEETorDIE: http://bit.ly/dfk1LZ
• 11:01

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl have one for me too

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl have one for me too
• 10:45

  jojoeffe: o goodie @telstra - your online registration is down.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: o goodie @telstra - your online registration is down.
• 10:22

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange aw very

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @franthestrange aw very
• 9:09

  jojoeffe: good and cranky now.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: good and cranky now.
• 8:50

  jojoeffe: wondering why our work cafe has so many NZ beverages? Not complaining mind, the Charlie's old fashioned raspberry lemonade is yum!

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: wondering why our work cafe has so many NZ beverages? Not complaining mind, the Charlie's old fashioned raspberry lemonade is yum!
• 8:46

  jojoeffe: installing my first iPhone pre-release beta! rather excited.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: installing my first iPhone pre-release beta! rather excited.
• 8:41

  jojoeffe: resisting teh passive aggressive

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: resisting teh passive aggressive
• 6:35

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus bonne anniversaire! Je vous souhaite beaucoup des tartes.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus bonne anniversaire! Je vous souhaite beaucoup des tartes.
• 5:52

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange congratulations! Looking forward to seeing pix ;)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @franthestrange congratulations! Looking forward to seeing pix ;)
• 5:47

  jojoeffe: @diparkhouse bigger tools are usually more fun ;) I wonder if there's a two-stroke powered soldering iron?sure, it'd be stinky, but powerful

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @diparkhouse bigger tools are usually more fun ;) I wonder if there's a two-stroke powered soldering iron?sure, it'd be stinky, but powerful
• 5:36

  jojoeffe: RT @reewal Love it!! :This is how I'm going to do all my estimates from now on: http://bit.ly/4TEbvl

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @reewal Love it!! :This is how I'm going to do all my estimates from now on: http://bit.ly/4TEbvl
• February 17, 2010
• 18:34

  jojoeffe: Holy carp I think I did it!!! Back online.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Holy carp I think I did it!!! Back online.
• 18:17

  jojoeffe: Happier: http://twitpic.com/13wu6f

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Happier: http://twitpic.com/13wu6f
• 18:07

  jojoeffe: Very fucking cranky about now... I http://twitpic.com/13wt91

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Very fucking cranky about now... I http://twitpic.com/13wt91
• 17:19

  jojoeffe: annoyed

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: annoyed
• 12:45

  jojoeffe: gahhh dealing with local council. My neighbour has offered to fix my fence as he's wanting to sell his house.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: gahhh dealing with local council. My neighbour has offered to fix my fence as he's wanting to sell his house.
• 11:54

  jojoeffe: the indignity heaped upon dolphins: http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230438656840&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:AU:1123

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: the indignity heaped upon dolphins: http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230438656840&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:AU:1123
• 10:57

  jojoeffe: it never rains, it pours...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: it never rains, it pours...
• 9:52

  jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- Monkey hams it up for the camera http://youtu.be/hNu6pHsbw5U?a

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- Monkey hams it up for the camera http://youtu.be/hNu6pHsbw5U?a
• 9:23

  jojoeffe: OMG backup is happening! *swoon*

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: OMG backup is happening! *swoon*
• 9:22

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl you mean "your slave would know how to touch type as you were brought perfectly prepared beverages and foods"?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl you mean "your slave would know how to touch type as you were brought perfectly prepared beverages and foods"?
• 9:21

  jojoeffe: backing up... again. Have tried reassigning drive letter back to what it was. Maybe that will work???

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: backing up... again. Have tried reassigning drive letter back to what it was. Maybe that will work???
• 8:32

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus since only girls need to be ashamed of it...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus since only girls need to be ashamed of it...
• 7:58

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus and I'm going to have it off in someone's front yard...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus and I'm going to have it off in someone's front yard...
• 7:56

  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian Here's how Australia's internet censorship system works NOW, a 10yo system. http://bit.ly/ZyVUM

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian Here's how Australia's internet censorship system works NOW, a 10yo system. http://bit.ly/ZyVUM
• 5:36

  jojoeffe: @diparkhouse there's a jam donut flavour topping available in Oz at the moment. It really tastes like jam donuts!

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @diparkhouse there's a jam donut flavour topping available in Oz at the moment. It really tastes like jam donuts!
• 5:27

  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY it was great fun to watch. Thank you!

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY it was great fun to watch. Thank you!
• 5:24

  jojoeffe: @katypegg pelicans FTW :) I do like them. Sometimes I see them on my morning commute.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @katypegg pelicans FTW :) I do like them. Sometimes I see them on my morning commute.
• 5:11

  jojoeffe: Um it's more humid here than it is in Sydney.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Um it's more humid here than it is in Sydney.
• February 16, 2010
• 23:17

  jojoeffe: @Woodseaves I'm sure it would have something to do with cheese...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @Woodseaves I'm sure it would have something to do with cheese...
• 23:17

  jojoeffe: How does a tuberose know it's nighttime? Their scent is so much more pronounced in the dark.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: How does a tuberose know it's nighttime? Their scent is so much more pronounced in the dark.
• 19:11

  jojoeffe: OTT much? not what we're chartering in September... http://www.why-yachts.com/#/Making-of-WHY-58x38

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: OTT much? not what we're chartering in September... http://www.why-yachts.com/#/Making-of-WHY-58x38
• 18:47

  jojoeffe: @gilfer to mark out the new zealanders.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @gilfer to mark out the new zealanders.
• 18:45

  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren you are obviously mad of stronger stuff :) well done.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren you are obviously mad of stronger stuff :) well done.
• 13:48

  jojoeffe: gonna go drive before the traffic gets insane.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: gonna go drive before the traffic gets insane.
• 13:36

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange you're looking pretty ready there :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @franthestrange you're looking pretty ready there :)
• 13:14

  jojoeffe: @gilfer i used to write those with my dad :) then they "in sourced"

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @gilfer i used to write those with my dad :) then they "in sourced"
• 13:11

  jojoeffe: "Development risks highly impacts the test schedule delay." Google translate gives me nothing. Twitterverse???

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: "Development risks highly impacts the test schedule delay." Google translate gives me nothing. Twitterverse???
• 13:09

  jojoeffe: getting commenty on the master test plan.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: getting commenty on the master test plan.
• 10:44

  jojoeffe: @JewelStaite shoes are usually cuter :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @JewelStaite shoes are usually cuter :)
• 8:33

  jojoeffe: aaaand - I'm back in Chardonnay :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: aaaand - I'm back in Chardonnay :)
• 8:28

  jojoeffe: @mellalicious Bloody Siamese. They tend to be territorial. Of course two of my four cats are Siamese...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @mellalicious Bloody Siamese. They tend to be territorial. Of course two of my four cats are Siamese...
• 6:25

  jojoeffe: Going into work. The verb, rather than the noun!!!

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Going into work. The verb, rather than the noun!!!
• 6:23

  jojoeffe: @gilfer I'm sure you don't remember me

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @gilfer I'm sure you don't remember me
• 6:15

  jojoeffe: RT @raduboncea Echelon computers can't cope with bad lines http://j.mp/bhkiKQ

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @raduboncea Echelon computers can't cope with bad lines http://j.mp/bhkiKQ
• February 15, 2010
• 18:55

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian aw handy Andy. I remember him from uni.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian aw handy Andy. I remember him from uni.
• 10:01

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl indeed, I heartily agree.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl indeed, I heartily agree.
• 9:21

  jojoeffe: When a Dark Lord of the Underworld (TM) wants a smooch it's kind of hard to say no... or do much else.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: When a Dark Lord of the Underworld (TM) wants a smooch it's kind of hard to say no... or do much else.
• February 14, 2010
• 23:17

  jojoeffe: These are not the thoughts that keep me awake at night, rather the those I have when I can't sleep. You'd think they'd bore me back there.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: These are not the thoughts that keep me awake at night, rather the those I have when I can't sleep. You'd think they'd bore me back there.
• 23:15

  jojoeffe: If 100 people each tweet a link, all using the same site to shorten, does this generate 100 different short URLs? Is this service dependent?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: If 100 people each tweet a link, all using the same site to shorten, does this generate 100 different short URLs? Is this service dependent?
• 21:21

  jojoeffe: Dear 87% humidity, fuck off. Regards the little puddle of perspiration formerly known as jojoeffe

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Dear 87% humidity, fuck off. Regards the little puddle of perspiration formerly known as jojoeffe
• 21:18

  jojoeffe: @alisterscott the former, to my ever increasing regret.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @alisterscott the former, to my ever increasing regret.
• 21:17

  jojoeffe: @FionaBM incensed?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @FionaBM incensed?
• 21:16

  jojoeffe: @foolandtheopera cos Mormons are teh hotness?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @foolandtheopera cos Mormons are teh hotness?
• 17:33

  jojoeffe: RT @puppydeluxe New Twitter-er @conwayzygier up and running with the new album just around the corner. Follow! Follow! Follow!

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @puppydeluxe New Twitter-er @conwayzygier up and running with the new album just around the corner. Follow! Follow! Follow!
• 15:44

  jojoeffe: Just did training on Rational Quality Manager. Light years from its predecessors, in a good way, and has test mgmt features not in HPQC

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Just did training on Rational Quality Manager. Light years from its predecessors, in a good way, and has test mgmt features not in HPQC
• February 13, 2010
• 20:42

  jojoeffe: How sweet are Belle and Sebastian? So glad Mark introduced me to them.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: How sweet are Belle and Sebastian? So glad Mark introduced me to them.
• 20:41

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange maybe just the hard bits in the bottom and the left over crumbs ;D

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @franthestrange maybe just the hard bits in the bottom and the left over crumbs ;D
• 19:26

  jojoeffe: I have staved off a coup with a large tin of cat food. Although it could be fun to let them run the house. Couldn't do a worse job.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I have staved off a coup with a large tin of cat food. Although it could be fun to let them run the house. Couldn't do a worse job.
• 17:54

  jojoeffe: hmm it's shut...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: hmm it's shut...
• 17:44

  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY she looks like my sister in law, except for the lack of smile

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @CherylAnneNY she looks like my sister in law, except for the lack of smile
• 17:40

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange sprinkle 'em n her hair :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @franthestrange sprinkle 'em n her hair :)
• 17:40

  jojoeffe: will a trip to the gym make me feel less discombobulate?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: will a trip to the gym make me feel less discombobulate?
• 14:14

  jojoeffe: I've created my first wiki and have realised that these kinds of "web 2.0" social networking tools require a critical mass of contributors.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I've created my first wiki and have realised that these kinds of "web 2.0" social networking tools require a critical mass of contributors.
• 14:13

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus "well hello shallow person from my past" ;)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus "well hello shallow person from my past" ;)
• 14:12

  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian: The ABC says NSW Police say the girl abducted near Wagga Wagga has been found. But not the chap. http://bit.ly/bGXH6k

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian: The ABC says NSW Police say the girl abducted near Wagga Wagga has been found. But not the chap. http://bit.ly/bGXH6k
• 14:10

  jojoeffe: @markomeara misusing metaphor :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @markomeara misusing metaphor :)
• 14:09

  jojoeffe: eating leftover awesome risotto. It is now merely excellent rather than awesome, but hey that's still better than takeway.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: eating leftover awesome risotto. It is now merely excellent rather than awesome, but hey that's still better than takeway.
• 14:06

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl no, and that is a lovely colour on you.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl no, and that is a lovely colour on you.
• 14:05

  jojoeffe: ok it's not just me. Bright, hot sun and big, fat raindrops.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: ok it's not just me. Bright, hot sun and big, fat raindrops.
• 13:53

  jojoeffe: out of sorts. Slept badly and can't get out of my own road today. Is it hot? humid? Better get catfood anyway.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: out of sorts. Slept badly and can't get out of my own road today. Is it hot? humid? Better get catfood anyway.
• 11:37

  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian NSW police alert: Child abducted near Wagga Wagga about an hour ago. Witnesses sought. http://bit.ly/bdvtyM

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian NSW police alert: Child abducted near Wagga Wagga about an hour ago. Witnesses sought. http://bit.ly/bdvtyM
• 10:16

  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren I'd stay and snuggle :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren I'd stay and snuggle :)
• 9:57

  jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe the house next door is open for inspection and she locked herself out the back.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe the house next door is open for inspection and she locked herself out the back.
• 9:25

  jojoeffe: I've done the virtual inspection since I'm not going to go perve at the house after giving the agent a serve. They want 490 - 570000. Nice.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I've done the virtual inspection since I'm not going to go perve at the house after giving the agent a serve. They want 490 - 570000. Nice.
• 9:18

  jojoeffe: She seemed astonished that I had a back door. Seeing as she had locked herself out the back, I'd say that is agent-fail.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: She seemed astonished that I had a back door. Seeing as she had locked herself out the back, I'd say that is agent-fail.
• 9:15

  jojoeffe: Barry Plant clueless agent climbed my fences and wandered through my yard. Without even a knock on the door! Thanks for the fright.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Barry Plant clueless agent climbed my fences and wandered through my yard. Without even a knock on the door! Thanks for the fright.
• 1:00

  jojoeffe: I love the 24 hour fruit and flower shop near the Albert park hotel. I bought myself some tuberose for V-day. It's the most gorgeous scent!

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I love the 24 hour fruit and flower shop near the Albert park hotel. I bought myself some tuberose for V-day. It's the most gorgeous scent!
• February 12, 2010
• 20:02

  jojoeffe: RT @johncarneyau RT @damana: hahahaha disguised weapons. You will find these very hard to see: http://bit.ly/aXgpmn

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @johncarneyau RT @damana: hahahaha disguised weapons. You will find these very hard to see: http://bit.ly/aXgpmn
• 20:00

  jojoeffe: I can hear a lion dance's drums.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I can hear a lion dance's drums.
• 19:54

  jojoeffe: I *did* however have parking win, amused the two people who saw me stumble, and barely slopped any wine out of the glass.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I *did* however have parking win, amused the two people who saw me stumble, and barely slopped any wine out of the glass.
• 19:52

  jojoeffe: @johncarneyau gaahhhh. But I did click. Even though you were quite explicit.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @johncarneyau gaahhhh. But I did click. Even though you were quite explicit.
• 19:47

  jojoeffe: Now I have had navigation fail (wrong pub), then credit card fail (handed over my RACV card) and stair fail (missed the last step).

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Now I have had navigation fail (wrong pub), then credit card fail (handed over my RACV card) and stair fail (missed the last step).
• 17:17

  jojoeffe: It's been about a year since I've seem my father. Since he insulted and abused me after I'd had a car accident. Happy anniversary, neck.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: It's been about a year since I've seem my father. Since he insulted and abused me after I'd had a car accident. Happy anniversary, neck.
• 17:00

  jojoeffe: I have calendar fail :( managed to confuse dates and events for a friend's birthday celebration. Feel like a heel now.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I have calendar fail :( managed to confuse dates and events for a friend's birthday celebration. Feel like a heel now.
• 15:12

  jojoeffe: Brown cats *especially* need their teddies: http://twitpic.com/12xj9e. It's mine, actually. He only met it yesterday.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Brown cats *especially* need their teddies: http://twitpic.com/12xj9e. It's mine, actually. He only met it yesterday.
• 14:28

  jojoeffe: useful logs for those of us with fishtanks and terrible memories: http://tinyurl.com/ycfeswj

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: useful logs for those of us with fishtanks and terrible memories: http://tinyurl.com/ycfeswj
• 13:26

  jojoeffe: @primalamusica What on earth is a potato revolution?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @primalamusica What on earth is a potato revolution?
• 13:25

  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren you are kidding me? I know i work in a sheltered workshop for geeks but is that REALLY how things are done in schools?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @Lilylauren you are kidding me? I know i work in a sheltered workshop for geeks but is that REALLY how things are done in schools?
• 13:24

  jojoeffe: @DrCris no batteries required :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @DrCris no batteries required :)
• 13:23

  jojoeffe: 3pm. Time to get out of my nighty

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: 3pm. Time to get out of my nighty
• 13:19

  jojoeffe: so... if salt and garlic both repel "evil spirits" - wouldn't one get two-for-one byusing garlic salt instead? .

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: so... if salt and garlic both repel "evil spirits" - wouldn't one get two-for-one byusing garlic salt instead? .
• 10:39

  jojoeffe: Meanwhile we have panto in the yard: "Behind you Theo!" as Seb sneaks up. "Meow" says Seb. Theo bolts. I'm sure I saw Seb sniggering.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Meanwhile we have panto in the yard: "Behind you Theo!" as Seb sneaks up. "Meow" says Seb. Theo bolts. I'm sure I saw Seb sniggering.
• 10:33

  jojoeffe: Today is domesticity broken by usual distractions. My cooktop is shiny and yet Pam is not here :) Let's see how long it lasts.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Today is domesticity broken by usual distractions. My cooktop is shiny and yet Pam is not here :) Let's see how long it lasts.
• 10:30

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus un vrai gourmet ;)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus un vrai gourmet ;)
• 10:28

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian scratch a groove into a vinyl disc?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian scratch a groove into a vinyl disc?
• 7:20

  jojoeffe: That is the best night's sleep I've had in a long time.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: That is the best night's sleep I've had in a long time.
• February 11, 2010
• 21:28

  jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- Moloko - Sing It Back http://youtu.be/rtZAzh0TSAo?a

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I favorited a YouTube video -- Moloko - Sing It Back http://youtu.be/rtZAzh0TSAo?a
• 21:26

  jojoeffe: @FionaBM it's better although it still hurts. Headache mostly gone though.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @FionaBM it's better although it still hurts. Headache mostly gone though.
• 21:25

  jojoeffe: frankly i long for the days when flea treatments made your cat so toxic that anything biting them died instantaneously.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: frankly i long for the days when flea treatments made your cat so toxic that anything biting them died instantaneously.
• 20:58

  jojoeffe: Moloko. I knew it would come to me. All I could remember was a girl in a sequin dress.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Moloko. I knew it would come to me. All I could remember was a girl in a sequin dress.
• 19:44

  jojoeffe: @gilfer "AAAARRRRRR" :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @gilfer "AAAARRRRRR" :)
• 19:35

  jojoeffe: @DrRachie was it just me? What point were they attempting to make that couldn't have been expressed more clearly as "OMGWTFBBQ1!!!1!1!!"?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @DrRachie was it just me? What point were they attempting to make that couldn't have been expressed more clearly as "OMGWTFBBQ1!!!1!1!!"?
• 19:16

  jojoeffe: @jojoeffe http://twitpic.com/12qwkz

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @jojoeffe http://twitpic.com/12qwkz
• 19:15

  jojoeffe: Oh that was good. Either figs or mushrooms next time. Best I've ever cooked chicken. Despite my evil oven. Want more :(

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Oh that was good. Either figs or mushrooms next time. Best I've ever cooked chicken. Despite my evil oven. Want more :(
• 19:07

  jojoeffe: Cheese migh be overkill... http://twitpic.com/12qvo5

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Cheese migh be overkill... http://twitpic.com/12qvo5
• 18:53

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl aw - i want one just like him :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl aw - i want one just like him :)
• 18:43

  jojoeffe: Fry mushrooms in butter or get outta the kitchen :) http://twitpic.com/12qsyr also chucked a wedge into the risotto to melt through.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Fry mushrooms in butter or get outta the kitchen :) http://twitpic.com/12qsyr also chucked a wedge into the risotto to melt through.
• 18:40

  jojoeffe: I think I'll just use half this monster :) http://twitpic.com/12qsm3

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I think I'll just use half this monster :) http://twitpic.com/12qsm3
• 18:29

  jojoeffe: Baby leeks and a handful of chopped dried Turkish figs into the risotto. It'll need salt, the pheasant stock is unsalted.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Baby leeks and a handful of chopped dried Turkish figs into the risotto. It'll need salt, the pheasant stock is unsalted.
• 18:26

  jojoeffe: http://twitpic.com/12qr90 simple treatment for a free-range chicken breast: brush or spray with olive oil, grind over black pepper. Bake.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: http://twitpic.com/12qr90 simple treatment for a free-range chicken breast: brush or spray with olive oil, grind over black pepper. Bake.
• 13:17

  jojoeffe: There is a firmware upgrade of my router in my near future :(

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: There is a firmware upgrade of my router in my near future :(
• 0:41

  jojoeffe: No idea at all how cheese ended up on the bed. I wouldn't be sharing a "midnight" snack with Jayne, oh no, not me.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: No idea at all how cheese ended up on the bed. I wouldn't be sharing a "midnight" snack with Jayne, oh no, not me.
• 0:29

  jojoeffe: Wakeful. This may be due to my neck, which is hurting. Might be codeine time again.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Wakeful. This may be due to my neck, which is hurting. Might be codeine time again.
• February 10, 2010
• 19:37

  jojoeffe: Sooty against my foot, Sebastian against my stomach, Jayne at my back. I'm surrounded.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Sooty against my foot, Sebastian against my stomach, Jayne at my back. I'm surrounded.
• 18:54

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange - does this mean things are happening soon?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @franthestrange - does this mean things are happening soon?
• 18:42

  jojoeffe: @markomeara I think it's car-geek-speak, so probably impenetrable to most normal people :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @markomeara I think it's car-geek-speak, so probably impenetrable to most normal people :)
• 17:16

  jojoeffe: It was lovely to catch up with the utterly charming Karen for lunch.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: It was lovely to catch up with the utterly charming Karen for lunch.
• 17:15

  jojoeffe: @gilfer and revel in it :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @gilfer and revel in it :)
• 17:11

  jojoeffe: anyone speak German? there's an iPhone BMW M Power Meter app - http://itunes.apple.com/au/app/bmw-m-power-meter/id344494968?mt=8 #iTunes

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: anyone speak German? there's an iPhone BMW M Power Meter app - http://itunes.apple.com/au/app/bmw-m-power-meter/id344494968?mt=8 #iTunes
• 6:46

  jojoeffe: RT @psdisasters Heine: More Möbius than Möbel http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2010/02/heine-more-mobius-than-mobel.html

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @psdisasters Heine: More Möbius than Möbel http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2010/02/heine-more-mobius-than-mobel.html
• 6:43

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian he needs a hat.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian he needs a hat.
• 6:42

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus lissa virus is kind of unpleasant.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus lissa virus is kind of unpleasant.
• February 09, 2010
• 22:05

  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 run away and be a pirate instead?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 run away and be a pirate instead?
• 21:29

  jojoeffe: http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2010/02/04/andre-rieu/

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2010/02/04/andre-rieu/
• 20:48

  jojoeffe: @talios having a look through emusic to see what they have and found this: http://tinyurl.com/y8meopr

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @talios having a look through emusic to see what they have and found this: http://tinyurl.com/y8meopr
• 20:40

  jojoeffe: RT: @raduboncea: Flickr co-founder launches new MMO http://j.mp/9ABX0I

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT: @raduboncea: Flickr co-founder launches new MMO http://j.mp/9ABX0I
• 20:37

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus he does it to make me laugh, actually. I seem to do a lot of that in sessions. I am pure slaptstick on a fit ball :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus he does it to make me laugh, actually. I seem to do a lot of that in sessions. I am pure slaptstick on a fit ball :)
• 19:55

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus mine carefully waited about a year and still stands well back from me when he comes out with "no pain, no gain".

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus mine carefully waited about a year and still stands well back from me when he comes out with "no pain, no gain".
• 19:50

  jojoeffe: my second favourite link of the evening. Because I lost Swoop in a divorce (it was in the car...) http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Links

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: my second favourite link of the evening. Because I lost Swoop in a divorce (it was in the car...) http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Links
• 19:27

  jojoeffe: OMG I CAN HAZ Swoop - The Way You Groove Me - http://itunes.apple.com/au/album/the-way-you-groove-me/id327224281?i=327224351 #iTunes

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: OMG I CAN HAZ Swoop - The Way You Groove Me - http://itunes.apple.com/au/album/the-way-you-groove-me/id327224281?i=327224351 #iTunes
• 17:53

  jojoeffe: I am being toyed with. http://twitpic.com/12d2qp

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I am being toyed with. http://twitpic.com/12d2qp
• 16:38

  jojoeffe: @talios Sounds kinda fun actually. Perhaps you should publish your playlist :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @talios Sounds kinda fun actually. Perhaps you should publish your playlist :)
• 16:38

  jojoeffe: actually there is gong to be whimpering... please rain. My head is full to bursting.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: actually there is gong to be whimpering... please rain. My head is full to bursting.
• 16:01

  jojoeffe: It's not raining here. I'm waiting. There will be words.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: It's not raining here. I'm waiting. There will be words.
• 11:31

  jojoeffe: Basement cat was panting. I've never seen a cat do that before.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Basement cat was panting. I've never seen a cat do that before.
• 10:19

  jojoeffe: @rowly_emmett homogenise?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @rowly_emmett homogenise?
• 8:37

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian "boring as batshit"?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian "boring as batshit"?
• 8:36

  jojoeffe: My neck hurts and I have NO COFFEE BEANS. Someone call me the WAHHHHmbulance.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: My neck hurts and I have NO COFFEE BEANS. Someone call me the WAHHHHmbulance.
• February 08, 2010
• 23:12

  jojoeffe: @DrCris well i would, but I was born in 1970 and love the brights, no matter how hard I try to deny them.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @DrCris well i would, but I was born in 1970 and love the brights, no matter how hard I try to deny them.
• 20:42

  jojoeffe: @talios celebrate Singles Appreciation Day instead :) much more fun.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @talios celebrate Singles Appreciation Day instead :) much more fun.
• 20:12

  jojoeffe: @primalamusica it shouldn't be allowed...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @primalamusica it shouldn't be allowed...
• 20:03

  jojoeffe: "Cardio Classics Two". Really?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: "Cardio Classics Two". Really?
• 20:00

  jojoeffe: Should have known Guy gave in too easily the first time. Just got him back to sleep again.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Should have known Guy gave in too easily the first time. Just got him back to sleep again.
• 18:20

  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian Anyone want a top secret stealth ship? Free! http://bit.ly/b60X5E

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian Anyone want a top secret stealth ship? Free! http://bit.ly/b60X5E
• 15:53

  jojoeffe: @FionaBM I'm grateful for their iPhone app. Saves me from most of the redesigns.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @FionaBM I'm grateful for their iPhone app. Saves me from most of the redesigns.
• 15:52

  jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe yeah but really that isn't so bad :) you are pretty ace at a lot of things.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe yeah but really that isn't so bad :) you are pretty ace at a lot of things.
• 15:12

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange a slurpee by any other name is still a frozen delight :) http://twitpic.com/126nma

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @franthestrange a slurpee by any other name is still a frozen delight :) http://twitpic.com/126nma
• 12:14

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange I want a slurpee...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @franthestrange I want a slurpee...
• 12:13

  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 it's the audience-member copy - the one I follow with my finger ;) Ancient and acquired from pre-historic music study.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 it's the audience-member copy - the one I follow with my finger ;) Ancient and acquired from pre-historic music study.
• 11:59

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl o noes! Shall I send ice cream?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl o noes! Shall I send ice cream?
• 11:56

  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 oh they are from my copy ;)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 oh they are from my copy ;)
• 9:31

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian they perhaps learn more about the technical aspects of putting on a show? It's hard to be innovative in that kind of comp.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian they perhaps learn more about the technical aspects of putting on a show? It's hard to be innovative in that kind of comp.
• 9:23

  jojoeffe: Much improved. Didn't need codeine last night and no longer want to have head removed with rusty butter knife. Relieved.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Much improved. Didn't need codeine last night and no longer want to have head removed with rusty butter knife. Relieved.
• 8:50

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian it's easier to manufacture outrage from ignorance :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian it's easier to manufacture outrage from ignorance :)
• February 07, 2010
• 17:07

  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian New blog post: "Liberal Senator Barnett proposes abolishing fair trials" http://bit.ly/dx125x

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian New blog post: "Liberal Senator Barnett proposes abolishing fair trials" http://bit.ly/dx125x
• 17:07

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian oh, he is serious? I guess he thinks he'll never be found with his hand in the cookie jar...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian oh, he is serious? I guess he thinks he'll never be found with his hand in the cookie jar...
• 12:34

  jojoeffe: @FionaBM I only just saw this - get steaks and grill or pan fry.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @FionaBM I only just saw this - get steaks and grill or pan fry.
• 12:28

  jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe yes, I've got an industrial size tube of a generic voltaren and codeine.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @puppydeluxe yes, I've got an industrial size tube of a generic voltaren and codeine.
• 11:15

  jojoeffe: I veer between massively stoned on codeine and wanting to have my head cut off. In between I manage brief moments of lucidity.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I veer between massively stoned on codeine and wanting to have my head cut off. In between I manage brief moments of lucidity.
• 11:10

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl I can't believe it. Who is this paragon? This modern-day Helen?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl I can't believe it. Who is this paragon? This modern-day Helen?
• 10:54

  jojoeffe: @mellalicious she's probably got terrible eyesight and false teeth to boot ;)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @mellalicious she's probably got terrible eyesight and false teeth to boot ;)
• 6:48

  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 if neighbours can hear you trying to quiet her they hopefully will appreciate the effort :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 if neighbours can hear you trying to quiet her they hopefully will appreciate the effort :)
• February 06, 2010
• 12:37

  jojoeffe: @RettReow think it's pride march in st kilda today.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @RettReow think it's pride march in st kilda today.
• 12:32

  jojoeffe: RT @science Craig Hogan, physicist at the Fermilab particle physics lab, suspects we are all living in a giant hologram. http://bit.ly/UGqs

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @science Craig Hogan, physicist at the Fermilab particle physics lab, suspects we are all living in a giant hologram. http://bit.ly/UGqs
• 4:36

  jojoeffe: I'm at the "please cut off my head" stage now. At least it's been 4 hours since the last lot of painkillers.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I'm at the "please cut off my head" stage now. At least it's been 4 hours since the last lot of painkillers.
• February 05, 2010
• 23:01

  jojoeffe: Attempted clandestine cuddle with Sebastian, but was surprised by Jayne. Then Sooty came to investigate. It's like costume drama with fur.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Attempted clandestine cuddle with Sebastian, but was surprised by Jayne. Then Sooty came to investigate. It's like costume drama with fur.
• 22:56

  jojoeffe: Cursing the headache. Which has no reason sneaking to be sneaking up on me. I have been careful with the neck.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Cursing the headache. Which has no reason sneaking to be sneaking up on me. I have been careful with the neck.
• 21:33

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl that is a lovely picture. Your eyes are beautiful.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl that is a lovely picture. Your eyes are beautiful.
• 19:03

  jojoeffe: Roast pheasant. We started it in the weber with charcoal, but need to practice. Finished in the oven. http://twitpic.com/11nnt0

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Roast pheasant. We started it in the weber with charcoal, but need to practice. Finished in the oven. http://twitpic.com/11nnt0
• February 04, 2010
• 16:30

  jojoeffe: I have made lemon crack for Pam's road trip. Should last her to about Coburg.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I have made lemon crack for Pam's road trip. Should last her to about Coburg.
• 14:02

  jojoeffe: A little diappointed to find out that Sth Melb market now will close at 5pm Friday. I like popping in on my way home.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: A little diappointed to find out that Sth Melb market now will close at 5pm Friday. I like popping in on my way home.
• 11:45

  jojoeffe: @foolandtheopera children or small adults? There's a shop at southgate with tiny suits for the former :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @foolandtheopera children or small adults? There's a shop at southgate with tiny suits for the former :)
• 11:43

  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus select the table, then from the menu select Table/Convert/ table to text. Might have to expand the menu to see convert.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @SnarkyPlatypus select the table, then from the menu select Table/Convert/ table to text. Might have to expand the menu to see convert.
• 11:23

  jojoeffe: @AKyarnie holy... um... moose! It looks like he's just been dropped in there. Are they supposed to sink in like that?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @AKyarnie holy... um... moose! It looks like he's just been dropped in there. Are they supposed to sink in like that?
• 9:43

  jojoeffe: apparently the tea room is also an unofficial phone call making/taking place. Because that's where you want to be talking confidentially...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: apparently the tea room is also an unofficial phone call making/taking place. Because that's where you want to be talking confidentially...
• 9:25

  jojoeffe: apparently I am obsessed with rubies...

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: apparently I am obsessed with rubies...
• 9:18

  jojoeffe: Oops. I couldn't help myself. It was already half price and then he took another $95 off it. http://twitpic.com/11enxr

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Oops. I couldn't help myself. It was already half price and then he took another $95 off it. http://twitpic.com/11enxr
• February 03, 2010
• 20:58

  jojoeffe: upgrading iphone to the new SW OS version. about the only thing that can drag me away from SimCity.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: upgrading iphone to the new SW OS version. about the only thing that can drag me away from SimCity.
• 19:12

  jojoeffe: Madame Zelda, making herself at home. http://twitpic.com/11bajq

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Madame Zelda, making herself at home. http://twitpic.com/11bajq
• 19:11

  jojoeffe: Seems wrong to call it babysitting when one is a 6 year old who seems almost as tall as me.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Seems wrong to call it babysitting when one is a 6 year old who seems almost as tall as me.
• 18:30

  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian small glass of red, medicinally, of course.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @stilgherrian small glass of red, medicinally, of course.
• 18:29

  jojoeffe: @lolpolz yay! i missed you ;)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @lolpolz yay! i missed you ;)
• 18:17

  jojoeffe: just had Melbourne's best Carbonara pasta. Nicky uses fresh eggs from her chickens.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: just had Melbourne's best Carbonara pasta. Nicky uses fresh eggs from her chickens.
• 12:09

  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian RT me: Full judgement in Roadshow Films Pty Ltd v iiNet Limited (includes summary) http://bit.ly/a2L9jw #iitrial

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @stilgherrian RT me: Full judgement in Roadshow Films Pty Ltd v iiNet Limited (includes summary) http://bit.ly/a2L9jw #iitrial
• 0:29

  jojoeffe: @jojoeffe playlist http://www.pbsfm.org.au/Documents.asp?Action=Playlist&ID=615&Title=Burning+Bitumen&PlaylistID=10289#songlist

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @jojoeffe playlist http://www.pbsfm.org.au/Documents.asp?Action=Playlist&ID=615&Title=Burning+Bitumen&PlaylistID=10289#songlist
• February 02, 2010
• 21:48

  jojoeffe: @mellalicious in your Kitchenaid? :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @mellalicious in your Kitchenaid? :)
• 21:46

  jojoeffe: Roasting worked. We will have cold chook for lunch. Except the dish cracked. Might use metal for the pheasant. http://twitpic.com/1163li

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Roasting worked. We will have cold chook for lunch. Except the dish cracked. Might use metal for the pheasant. http://twitpic.com/1163li
• 20:48

  jojoeffe: I'd forgotten how good PBS's Wednesday night was.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I'd forgotten how good PBS's Wednesday night was.
• 20:29

  jojoeffe: @diparkhouse sounds good to me. I will check after an hour and poke it. I seem to remember my mother doing that.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @diparkhouse sounds good to me. I will check after an hour and poke it. I seem to remember my mother doing that.
• 20:28

  jojoeffe: O noes!!! Basement cat collapses from starvation, so close to the empty bowl that torments him: http://twitpic.com/115ts1

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: O noes!!! Basement cat collapses from starvation, so close to the empty bowl that torments him: http://twitpic.com/115ts1
• 20:23

  jojoeffe: I'm going for 200deg for an hour. No rack. This is my first ever full size roast chook, Peter talked me into a pheasant, so I'm practicing.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: I'm going for 200deg for an hour. No rack. This is my first ever full size roast chook, Peter talked me into a pheasant, so I'm practicing.
• 20:13

  jojoeffe: Hey twitterverse - how long to roast a 1.2kg chook?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Hey twitterverse - how long to roast a 1.2kg chook?
• 20:06

  jojoeffe: @mellalicious I'll have to try it. Sounds like a great combo.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @mellalicious I'll have to try it. Sounds like a great combo.
• 20:01

  jojoeffe: Need to work on my BBQ technique though. Set the drip tray on fire... Still flames are fun: http://twitpic.com/115qhi

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Need to work on my BBQ technique though. Set the drip tray on fire... Still flames are fun: http://twitpic.com/115qhi
• 20:00

  jojoeffe: Lamb loin chops on the BBQ. Couscous with fresh coriander, mint & basil, Doncaster tomato, dried oregano, cinnamon and smoky paprika.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Lamb loin chops on the BBQ. Couscous with fresh coriander, mint & basil, Doncaster tomato, dried oregano, cinnamon and smoky paprika.
• 17:04

  jojoeffe: @mellalicious I'd be gobbling it up. Used to love my mother's ratatouille. What kind of cornbread? Loafy or more like polenta?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @mellalicious I'd be gobbling it up. Used to love my mother's ratatouille. What kind of cornbread? Loafy or more like polenta?
• 16:22

  jojoeffe: it appears that "iterative" is the buzzword of the moment.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: it appears that "iterative" is the buzzword of the moment.
• 13:09

  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 was that a "secret date" headline?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 was that a "secret date" headline?
• 13:09

  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 was that a "secret date" headline?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @karilyon83 was that a "secret date" headline?
• 12:47

  jojoeffe: @franthestrange oh how exciting! Thinking of you.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @franthestrange oh how exciting! Thinking of you.
• 10:54

  jojoeffe: @gilfer wot - no special characters? No mandatory numeric? No words that can be found in a dictionary?

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @gilfer wot - no special characters? No mandatory numeric? No words that can be found in a dictionary?
• February 01, 2010
• 19:33

  jojoeffe: Pan-fried swordfish finished with lemon and capers. Tomato and bocconcini salad (with basil). Steamed jasmine rice. Faint mist of aerogard.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Pan-fried swordfish finished with lemon and capers. Tomato and bocconcini salad (with basil). Steamed jasmine rice. Faint mist of aerogard.
• 17:40

  jojoeffe: @aw_murray i was waiting for you babe :)

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @aw_murray i was waiting for you babe :)
• 17:38

  jojoeffe: RT @niick: RT @katebedwell: Unhappy Hipsters http://unhappyhipsters.com/ . Its up there with http://gothsinhotweather.com

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @niick: RT @katebedwell: Unhappy Hipsters http://unhappyhipsters.com/ . Its up there with http://gothsinhotweather.com
• 14:37

  jojoeffe: RT @puppydeluxe Reading: ''Are they like the Muppets?'' That's my boy! ROFL http://bit.ly/aL1AXr

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @puppydeluxe Reading: ''Are they like the Muppets?'' That's my boy! ROFL http://bit.ly/aL1AXr
• 14:35

  jojoeffe: @ChrisGWarp it will, you know. If you're on a desktop via a browser it will do it when you hit the button to post.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @ChrisGWarp it will, you know. If you're on a desktop via a browser it will do it when you hit the button to post.
• 8:06

  jojoeffe: RT @diparkhouse Inside The Red Door by insidethereddoor on Etsy http://bit.ly/cn3bSK

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT @diparkhouse Inside The Red Door by insidethereddoor on Etsy http://bit.ly/cn3bSK
• 7:57

  jojoeffe: @markomeara yay Finn. Muppets:) yes, I see that.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @markomeara yay Finn. Muppets:) yes, I see that.
• 7:35

  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl gahh!!! It's always too early.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: @middleclassgirl gahh!!! It's always too early.
• January 31, 2010
• 23:57

  jojoeffe: Jamie Foxx wore the same mo as in Law Abiding Citizen (saw that last week), which was the only thing the characters had in common.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Jamie Foxx wore the same mo as in Law Abiding Citizen (saw that last week), which was the only thing the characters had in common.
• 23:52

  jojoeffe: Saw Valentines Day. Sweet but no Love, Actually. Ashton can act. The kid is cute. Julia is Julia.

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: Saw Valentines Day. Sweet but no Love, Actually. Ashton can act. The kid is cute. Julia is Julia.
• 21:48

  jojoeffe: RT: @franthestrange: Feline's fatal streak: Oscar the cat predicts patients' time to die - http://tinyurl.com/ybo3maa

   » ‎ Twitter / jojoeffe
  jojoeffe: RT: @franthestrange: Feline's fatal streak: Oscar the cat predicts patients' time to die - http://tinyurl.com/ybo3maa